CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #45

[Billfred]

Here we go again. The scores:

 MissInformation	133
 Gary Dillard	130
 T. Hoffman	127
 Dlavery	113
 Jay H 237	78
 Dorienne 007	77
 Greencactus3	73
 Rich Wong	72
 Andy Baker	61
 DCA Fan	60
 Amanda Morrison	55
 JVN	54
 Bcahn836	48
 Koko Ed	47
 GateRunner	46
 Tkwetzel	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Elgin Clock	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 JosephM	44
 EddieMcD	36
 "Big Mike"	34
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	29
 Kyle45	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Richardp	27
 VGMasterShadow	27
 Arefin Bari	26
 DanielBCR	26
 Nehalita	23
 Shyra1353	21
 Squirrelrock	19
 Lil' Lavery	18
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jessica Boucher	17
 Rich Kressly	15
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	14
 Wetzel	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 Alex Cormier	12
 Jacqui	11
 Steve W	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Marc P.	10
 Aignam	9
 Denman	9
 Icurtis	9
 Kyle	9
 EricS-Team180	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Katy	7
 Jack Jones	7
 RogerR	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Cyberguy34000	6
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 Al Skierkiewicz	5
 Alex Pelan	5
 Andrew Rudolph	5
 George56	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 Barry Bonzack1604	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Wayne Doenges	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Joe_P.	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 IMDWalrus	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Sakura141	3
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Karinka13	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Ogre	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 EricH	2
 1Derboy	1
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 Katie Reynolds	1
 Kayla13	1
 Matt Krass	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Pat McCarthy	1
 Sanddrag	1
 StephLee	1
 Tiffany34990	1

And, since this is the 45th caption contest, I figured I had to pick a picture of one of the most legendary 45ers out there:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pictures.php?s=&action=single&picid=9121&direction =ASC&sort=username&perrow=4&trows=10&quiet=Verbose

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday.

Go!!

(don't feel bad, Andy--I'll find a worse picture of me when we hit contest number 1,293. of course, that'll be around 2029.)

[Joe Matt]

Before his more conservative work at Delphi and TechnoKats, Andy was refered to "Andrea- Queen of the Drive Systems".

[Daniel Brim]

In 2002, during a mid-life crisis, Andy decided to chase his childhood dream of being an exotic dancer. Obviously, the plan failed miserably

[Koko Ed]

"I'm so pretty. Oh so pretty...."

[nehalita]

"...It's only a boa, it doesn't bite"

[Bcahn836]

After Andy's failed attempt to get on Survivor, his team thought it would cheer him up to nominate him for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Good luck Andy.

[tiffany34990]

Andy thinks..."girls just gotta have fun"...well same for me...just cutting loose now after all the stress of those crazy FIRSTers..

[Rich Wong]

Andy B: "*Note to self, never, EVER, agree to a fundraiser unless I know what I’m getting into.*

HEY YOU… HELP TEAM 45 WITH A DOLLAR! HEY YOU… I'LL DANCE FOR YOU..."

[Wayne Doenges]

Andy makes a bet that a bunch of geeks could successfully form a rock 'n roll band....He lost the bet


Wayne Doenges
Lemmings non Sumus

[DCA Fan]

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

"I'm so pretty. Oh so pretty...."

<not entry>Darn it you took what I was going to say!!</not entry>
Before his stint as a Ozzy Kamen, Andy Baker experiemented with impersonating pop stars , going as far as costumes. Unfortunately, as most agreed, Andy Baker does not do a good Cher impression.

[Arefin Bari]

Andy: Darn you guys, you guys caught me... please please please.. dont tell my wife that I was at the bar. Look, I will dance for you guys

[dlavery]

Andy tried as hard as he could to get the band to play "Just A Girl" at the DS&TKB concert, but he just couldn't quite convince them that he could pull off the Gwen Stefani impersonation.

-dave

[Travis Hoffman]

Feeling a bit nostalgic and a lot inebriated, Jared Fogle gaily prances about at a local boozery with a size 60 feather-covered belt, revealing that not only did he weigh 425 pounds before the Subway Diet changed his life, he also used to be a female night club dancer named Jade.

[greencactus3]

i think i look like a flamingo..... dont i?

[Gary Dillard]

Budweiser announced a new strategy for their "Know when to say when" campaign: When this guy starts to look good to you, it's definitely time to say "when".

[not part of entry] You'd think someone as smart as Andy would know better than to have his picture taken with a pink boa. That's nearly as stupid as letting someone take a picture of you with a Barbie doll [/not part of entry]