Short People Unite

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

Now, if you really want to get politically correct, let me present myself in a more positive light than "Vertically Challenged."

First of all, short people are not actually challenged. We are in fact, very very very skilled at obtaining family-size individuals to help us reach things and or put us into tall locations. Some of these family-size individuals are people, others are inanimate objects. It varies.

I pride myself in the following descriptive phrases -
Snack Size
Fun Size
Travel Size
Bite Size
Mini Size
Yum Size
Frolic Size

Snack size is a personal favorite, as I am eating a snack presently.