CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #46

[Jessica Boucher]

Oh man, I should have totally sprung for the leather cover.

[Wayne Doenges]

Photo booth vendor: You have to give back the gown and the diploma. I have other people waiting to get there picture taken.
Ed: I really am a college graduate.
Vendor: I don't care, give back the gown and diploma;
Ed takes off running down the street.

Wayne Doenges

[Jacqui]

Koko Ed: Whoa, now what do I do?!? I never thought that I'd get this far!

Fellow graduate: You should look for a job

Koko Ed: Oh yes! I heard that there was an opening at the local McDonalds....and Dairy Queen...Ah! McDonalds would never accept me! ::Goes to the Dairy Queen to apply for job::

One week later

Koko Ed: Dude, what is this world coming to?!? I can't even get a job at the Dairy Queen!

[Denman]

having taken up acting, ed was chuffed when offered a role as an extra in a film with college graduates

[Denman]

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

Can you believe I went to RIT and got this degree for only four easy payments of $31,000 a year! But wait it gets better. If you sign up today you get your own parking space (appoxiamtely 2 miles from the nearest building), construction built landscaping (with construction machinary still present) and a lifetime supply of snow(in one week). Sign up today!




Billfred I am buying that voodoo doll that Lavery made of you. Expect pain.

The rules:
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-If it's your image I pick, you're not eligible.
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[Ian Curtis]

[not an entry]
Although I can't find the exact caption contest I am almost positive Billfred nullified that rule.
[/not an entry]

[Billfred]

<obviously not an entry>

Technically, I never took it off the books--I simply chose not to enforce it. (If I did, Heidi would be down around 47th place!) I guess I should fix that.

Originally Posted by The Koko Ed Rule

Anyone except Billfred can enter the caption contest, even if it's their picture.

There.

[Gary Dillard]

Nice Photoshop job Heidi; except for his right hand and head being way out of proportion it really looks like Koko Ed is a real graduate. Of course, noone would ever believe it's real since we've heard what kind of student he is but you might as well send it to him - maybe he'll use it as his "who am I" photo.

[Alex Pelan]

Dean of RIT: Okay, Koko, you can have your diploma.
...
Dean of RIT: Now, please, just put the gun down.

[DCA Fan]

"What are you going to do now Ed?" "I'm going to Walt Disney World!"

[Andy Baker]

"Koko Ed Goes to College", starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Gooding is a strong candidate for his second Academy Award for his portrayal of the fun-loving Koko Ed. Known for his method acting, Gooding had to grow facial hair, learn how to tie-dye and be able to run CAD modeling software to play this demanding role. "Koko Ed was much more difficult to play than my previous role of Radio", Gooding said recently. "It was a challenge to embrace the essence of the real Koko Ed."


AB

[Mike Schroeder]

*Superbowl Music in background*

John Madden: Koko Ed you just got you Diploma what are you going to do now

Koko Ed: What does it look like i am gonna do, Im standin here till someone takes my picture

(btw have you seen the new TV show Kojak... that picture would look way more funnier if Ed had a lollipop in his mouth..... *whistles to himself while Hedi Comes around*)

[tkwetzel]

Koko Ed saw the picture of the guys from team 195 playing dress-up during the build season and decided to show everone that he still plays dress-up too!

[VGMasterShadow]

Koko Ed dressed up as a college graduate at Anime Boston, even though it's impossible for him to be the real deal.

[EricS-Team180]

...having just received his BS in Juggling, Ed decided to wow the crowd with his craft. He deftly snatched his diploma, and tossed it high with his right hand. What followed was truly spectacular, as he flipped a fresh salmon and an M&M Blizzard after the diploma. Having circled the odd items five times around, he tossed the salmon and Blizzard to the crowd and walked off the stage amid thunderous applause!