CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #47

[JVN]

Woodie: "Now what Bob doesn't know is we've replaced his 120lb FRC robot with a 5lb VEX machine. Let's see if he notices."

("Cool Guy" in the foreground is Bob, some of you may recognize him.)

[Jay H 237]

Why is it everytime I'm ready to take a picture somebody has to stand up in front of me?!

[Jacqui]

Woodie: I knew that they would catch me on my little mini clown Mobile....I knew it...I could have used a 3 wheeler...but nooooooooooooo I had to go to the less energy use on me...now I'll never get into the Clown rodeo..

[Matt Attallah]

"Offspring - Give it to me baby"

[Amanda Morrison]

"This will be a great addition to my Wall of Bob collectibles! Squeal - maybe he will sign my Vex bracelet! (*heart aflutter*) The girls at Mimlitch Camp this summer will LOVE this!"

Dr. Woodie Flowers, proud secretary of the Bob Mimlitch Fans 4 Life Club

[Arefin Bari]

Woodies 7th attempt to get a picture of Heidi (to submit for the contest)...

Heidi dancing to the song "I like to move it, move it (Madagascar)"

Woodie: darn, she is moving around wayy too much. I cant even get the right angle.

The guy behind Woodie: Sir Woodie, you are the 3rd person whose trying to take a picture of Heidi. The other two weren't able to snap a single picture.

Woodie: I WANT MY KK. I PROMISED DAVE THAT I WOULD SUBMIT HEIDI'S PIC FOR THE CONTEST TO GET THOSE KKs!!!!

[JackN]

Woodie: "So I can't detect vision tetras with this camera."

[Mike Schroeder]

Wait a second, it slices, it dices AND IT MAKES JULIAN FRIES!!!!!!, holy cow i gotta get a picture of this, Dean and Dave will be so jealous

[Wayne Doenges]

I hope no one notices that I left the lens cap on....again

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He's not seriously thinking of changing one of MY programs?

[Bcahn836]

(Steve Irwin voice)

Woodie- "Will ya have a look at that!" "Here we have a few juvenile robots, these little ons will some day grow up to be full size FRC robots. They may look cute and cuddle now but they are very dangerous, and you must always keep and eye on. . . Crikie!! Nurse Doctor someone help!!!"

[IMDWalrus]

"Will I get better pictures if I push the button with my tongue? It's definitely worth a shot..."

[Travis Hoffman]

Bored with the "hippie chic" look he's sported for 40+ years, Woodie Flowers scours the FIRST community for the latest and greatest in high-IQ style and fashion. Having already captured examples of the denim daddio, the seizure-inducing shirt and too-short shorts wearin' NASA geek, the bizarre phenomenon that is Midwestern mullet mania, and the plaid stylings of the Canadian kilt-clad crappy crooner, Woodie now focuses his attention, and his camera, on the meat and potatoes look of the All-American enginerd. I hear it's all the rage in Warren, OH.

[EricS-Team180]

Woody waited patiently with members of the local F.I.R.S.T tribe. According to their legend, if the VEX emerged and saw its shadow, there would be 6 more weeks of Off-Season. If not, then Build Season was right around the corner!

[Gary Dillard]

What's wrong with this camera? Every time the green VEXbot goes by it tries to follow it.

[Jessica Boucher]

In this picture, Woodie is thinking back to evenings at the Flowers home, somewhere around Cambridge, MA:

Woodie: "And this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is me with Dean, he's a goofy guy but he looked better with the beard ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a kid in a funny tick costume! ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::..."
Mrs Woodie: "Dear, you need to take better pictures or we're going to lose all our friends out of boredom."