You know it is off season because...

[sure_smile]

oh wow....
a) the dryer no longer has lock nuts and 1/4'' bolts and washers from your jeans rattling around in it
b) you actually begin taking notes in class again rather than doodling transmissions
c) your friends decide to have a party because they haven't actually seen you outside of class in about 3 months
d) you actually begin to go to bed sometime before 2 AM
e) you work on award stuff between homework assignments, not the other way around
f) your mother realizes her first-born is still alive; therefore, she rejoices
g) you eat things that don't come from boxes and bags or that you add hot water to...for that matter, you actually eat