CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #47

[Arefin Bari]

Woodies 7th attempt to get a picture of Heidi (to submit for the contest)...

Heidi dancing to the song "I like to move it, move it (Madagascar)"

Woodie: darn, she is moving around wayy too much. I cant even get the right angle.

The guy behind Woodie: Sir Woodie, you are the 3rd person whose trying to take a picture of Heidi. The other two weren't able to snap a single picture.

Woodie: I WANT MY KK. I PROMISED DAVE THAT I WOULD SUBMIT HEIDI'S PIC FOR THE CONTEST TO GET THOSE KKs!!!!

[JackN]

Woodie: "So I can't detect vision tetras with this camera."

[Mike Schroeder]

Wait a second, it slices, it dices AND IT MAKES JULIAN FRIES!!!!!!, holy cow i gotta get a picture of this, Dean and Dave will be so jealous

[Wayne Doenges]

I hope no one notices that I left the lens cap on....again

______

He's not seriously thinking of changing one of MY programs?

[Bcahn836]

(Steve Irwin voice)

Woodie- "Will ya have a look at that!" "Here we have a few juvenile robots, these little ons will some day grow up to be full size FRC robots. They may look cute and cuddle now but they are very dangerous, and you must always keep and eye on. . . Crikie!! Nurse Doctor someone help!!!"

[IMDWalrus]

"Will I get better pictures if I push the button with my tongue? It's definitely worth a shot..."

[Travis Hoffman]

Bored with the "hippie chic" look he's sported for 40+ years, Woodie Flowers scours the FIRST community for the latest and greatest in high-IQ style and fashion. Having already captured examples of the denim daddio, the seizure-inducing shirt and too-short shorts wearin' NASA geek, the bizarre phenomenon that is Midwestern mullet mania, and the plaid stylings of the Canadian kilt-clad crappy crooner, Woodie now focuses his attention, and his camera, on the meat and potatoes look of the All-American enginerd. I hear it's all the rage in Warren, OH.

[EricS-Team180]

Woody waited patiently with members of the local F.I.R.S.T tribe. According to their legend, if the VEX emerged and saw its shadow, there would be 6 more weeks of Off-Season. If not, then Build Season was right around the corner!

[Gary Dillard]

What's wrong with this camera? Every time the green VEXbot goes by it tries to follow it.

[Jessica Boucher]

In this picture, Woodie is thinking back to evenings at the Flowers home, somewhere around Cambridge, MA:

Woodie: "And this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is me with Dean, he's a goofy guy but he looked better with the beard ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a kid in a funny tick costume! ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::, and this is a robot ::click::..."
Mrs Woodie: "Dear, you need to take better pictures or we're going to lose all our friends out of boredom."

[DCA Fan]

Pose for me baby, POSE!

[Alex Cormier]

"aww man i grabed the camera instead of my hot dog again!"

[MissInformation]

No one could believe it when the rumors started circulating that Woodie had been caught flashing people at the VEX Championship in Atlanta...

[Rich Wong]

Click,

(Helloooooo baby )

click,

(Smile for me, smile for me baby VEX! )

Click,

(Welcome to the FIRST Family! )

Click,

(Wait until you meet you old brothers FRC and FLL. )

Click,

(I feel like a new father! )

Click,

(Strange, I have this urge to say “goo goo ga ga “)

Click, click

[Billfred]

Well, I know it's later than I usually do things, but I'm invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and moving on.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by 1derboy

Woodie: "So I can't detect vision tetras with this camera."

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by MissInformation

No one could believe it when the rumors started circulating that Woodie had been caught flashing people at the VEX Championship in Atlanta...

Honorable mentions go to:
Jessica Boucher
richardp
Arefin Bari
Marc P.
T. Hoffman
EricS-Team180
Gary Dillard
Koko Ed
JosephM
Alex Pelan
Amanda Morrison
"Big Mike"
Rich Wong

And the burn award goes to:

Originally Posted by shyra1353

I can build robots .. I'm a professor at MIT .. But can someone PLEASE explain to me how to work this darn camera?

So here's the scores...

Name	Total
 MissInformation	142
 T. Hoffman	141
 Gary Dillard	139
 Dlavery	117
 Jay H 237	84
 Dorienne 007	79
 Rich Wong	77
 Greencactus3	74
 Andy Baker	65
 DCA Fan	64
 Amanda Morrison	57
 JVN	54
 Koko Ed	52
 Bcahn836	52
 JosephM	50
 Tkwetzel	47
 GateRunner	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Elgin Clock	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 "Big Mike"	37
 EddieMcD	36
 Richardp	32
 Arefin Bari	32
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	30
 VGMasterShadow	29
 DanielBCR	28
 Kyle45	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Shyra1353	27
 Rich Kressly	26
 Nehalita	26
 Jessica Boucher	20
 Squirrelrock	19
 Lil' Lavery	18
 Mike Ciance	18
 EricS-Team180	17
 Jacqui	16
 Alex Cormier	15
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	14
 Wetzel	13
 Marc P.	12
 Icurtis	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 1Derboy	11
 Steve W	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Denman	11
 Alex Pelan	10
 Wayne Doenges	9
 Aignam	9
 Kyle	9
 Katy	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Jack Jones	7
 RogerR	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Cyberguy34000	6
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 Al Skierkiewicz	5
 Andrew Rudolph	5
 Barry Bonzack	5
 George56	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 IMDWalrus	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Joe_P.	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 Karinka13	3
 Katie Reynolds	3
 Kayla13	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Ogre	3
 Sakura141	3
 Bryan D	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 KathieK	2
 Miketwalker	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 EricH	2
 Matt Krass	2
 Pat McCarthy	2
 Tiffany34990	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Cdr1122334455	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Sanddrag	1
 StephLee	1

Onward!