CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

[Billfred]

Here we go again. w00t. or something like that.

The scores:

 T. Hoffman	144
 MissInformation	144
 Gary Dillard	141
 Dlavery	119
 Dorienne 007	89
 Jay H 237	85
 Rich Wong	82
 Greencactus3	74
 Andy Baker	67
 DCA Fan	65
 Amanda Morrison	57
 JVN	54
 Koko Ed	53
 Bcahn836	53
 JosephM	51
 Tkwetzel	47
 Elgin Clock	46
 GateRunner	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 "Big Mike"	38
 EddieMcD	36
 Richardp	34
 Arefin Bari	33
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	30
 Shyra1353	29
 VGMasterShadow	29
 DanielBCR	29
 Kyle45	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Rich Kressly	26
 Nehalita	26
 Jessica Boucher	22
 EricS-Team180	19
 Squirrelrock	19
 Lil' Lavery	18
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jacqui	18
 Alex Cormier	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	14
 Wetzel	13
 Icurtis	13
 1Derboy	12
 Marc P.	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 Steve W	11
 Wayne Doenges	11
 Alex Pelan	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Denman	11
 Aignam	9
 Kyle	9
 Katy	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Jack Jones	7
 RogerR	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Cyberguy34000	6
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 Al Skierkiewicz	5
 Andrew Rudolph	5
 Barry Bonzack	5
 George56	5
 Katie Reynolds	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 KathieK	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 IMDWalrus	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Joe_P.	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 Karinka13	3
 Kayla13	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Ogre	3
 Sakura141	3
 Tiffany34990	3
 Ashley	2
 Bryan D	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Miketwalker	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Santosh	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 EricH	2
 Matt Krass	2
 Pat McCarthy	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Cdr1122334455	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Sanddrag	1
 StephLee	1
 T. Hoffman	144
 MissInformation	144
 Gary Dillard	141
 Dlavery	119
 Dorienne 007	89
 Jay H 237	85
 Rich Wong	82
 Greencactus3	74
 Andy Baker	67
 DCA Fan	65
 Amanda Morrison	57
 JVN	54
 Koko Ed	53
 Bcahn836	53
 JosephM	51
 Tkwetzel	47
 Elgin Clock	46
 GateRunner	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 "Big Mike"	38
 EddieMcD	36
 Richardp	34
 Arefin Bari	33
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	30
 Shyra1353	29
 VGMasterShadow	29
 DanielBCR	29
 Kyle45	28
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Rich Kressly	26
 Nehalita	26
 Jessica Boucher	22
 EricS-Team180	19
 Squirrelrock	19
 Lil' Lavery	18
 Mike Ciance	18
 Jacqui	18
 Alex Cormier	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	14
 Wetzel	13
 Icurtis	13
 1Derboy	12
 Marc P.	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 Steve W	11
 Wayne Doenges	11
 Alex Pelan	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Denman	11
 Aignam	9
 Kyle	9
 Katy	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Jack Jones	7
 RogerR	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Cyberguy34000	6
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 Al Skierkiewicz	5
 Andrew Rudolph	5
 Barry Bonzack	5
 George56	5
 Katie Reynolds	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 KathieK	4
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 IMDWalrus	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Joe_P.	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 Karinka13	3
 Kayla13	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Ogre	3
 Sakura141	3
 Tiffany34990	3
 Ashley	2
 Bryan D	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Miketwalker	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Santosh	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 EricH	2
 Matt Krass	2
 Pat McCarthy	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Cdr1122334455	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Sanddrag	1
 StephLee	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11448

As always, the deadline is midnight Saturday. Judging should be the following day, unless I invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule and judge it later.

Go!

[Kyle Love]

Ashley: Look mom! I'm the Queen of FIRST....aren't you proud?!?!

[Arefin Bari]

Ashley: Who am I you ask? So you did stumble onto my fabolous picture and are confused?

::sings:: I amma lil princess... ::sings::

[Jay H 237]

"You know, I suggested crowns like this as part of our team uniform but the guys just looked at me weird. I guess it's a good idea I didn't bring up my idea of matching black dresses like the one I'm wearing!"

[Ian Curtis]

Ashley: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, its alarming how charming I feel...

Rest of team: *abstains from commenting*

[Bcahn836]

Hedi has been disqualified from the Queen of Delphi Award (as seen in CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #43) after judges found Ashley’s entry wadded up and slightly photoshopped in the trashcan. This award will be handed out after all entries have been found and unphotoshopped.

[Dorienne]

(mocking the song "If I Were A Rich Man" in Fiddler on the Roof)

Ashley: If I were a pretty princess
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a pretty princess

I wouldn't have to work hard
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
If I were a biddy biddy pretty
Yidle diddle didle didled princess

I'd wear my lipstick all the time
With eyeshadow and liner
And my gaudy dresses galore
Making those boys walking past me go wild
There would be pearls and diamonds all over me
And even more on my dress
And more on my skin for no reason, just for show

I'd fill my treasure chest with dolls and accessories
For all my friends to drool over
And each loud "ooh" and "aah" and "oh my!" and "EEE!"
Would land like a trumpet on the ear
As if to say "Here lives a pretty princess"

If I were a pretty princess
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a pretty princess
I wouldn't have to work hard
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
If I were a biddy biddy pretty
Yidle diddle didle didle princess

I see my prince my Jakie looking like a pretty princess' husband
With a proper double chin
Supervising servants to his heart's delight.
I see him putting on armor and strutting like a peacock
Oy what a happy mood he's in
Screaming at the servants day and night

The most important women in town would come to fawn on me
They would ask me to advise them
"Like Solomon the Wise.."
"If you please, Princess Ashleyyyy..."
"Pardon me, Princess Ashleyyyy..."
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong.
When you're a princess, they think you really know!

f I were a princess, I'd have the time that I lack
To sit in my room to primp and style.
And maybe have a seat by the pool below.
And I'd discuss the contents of makeup with my friends for several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

If I were a pretty princess,
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a pretty princess
I wouldn't have to work hard
Yaba dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum
If I were a biddy biddy pretty,
Yidle diddle didle didle princess.

[Gary Dillard]

Hmmmmmmmmmm......
Andy Baker, subject of Contest #45
Koko Ed, subject of Contest #46
Woody, subject of Contest #47
Heidi, subject of Contest #48

A pretty, young student for Contest #49????

Looks like I'm safe - Billfred has finally run out of mentor photos. Or could he just be cleansing the palette before his big #50 contest?

[Ashley Christine]

Me: "Look at me I am queen WOOHOO. Bow down to me all you FIRSTers!"

FIRSTers: "Uh Ashley... this is a robot competition, not a beauty contest. And if it was a beauty contest, you better put on some more make up"

Me: "Darn, and I payed good money to get my nails done! ::hmph::" :: puts the crown on billfred:: "Now this is a beauty pagent!"

[btw] Sheesh. Using my pictures... ::hmph:: hehe. Btw, I have a good photoshopped picture I made of Jake and some other crazy ones of myself... haha.[not part of contest]

[Alex Cormier]

"ouch, can i stop tilting my head now?"

[Andrew Rudolph]

Look now as ashley balances dried roses on her shoulder....

[Wayne Doenges]

Let the contest begin.....for second place.

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Ashley: "The only difference between me and Heidi is that I make this look good" (j/k Heidi)

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Hmmmmmmmmmm......
Andy Baker, subject of Contest #45
Koko Ed, subject of Contest #46
Woody, subject of Contest #47
Heidi, subject of Contest #48

A pretty, young student for Contest #49????

Looks like I'm safe - Billfred has finally run out of mentor photos. Or could he just be cleansing the palette before his big #50 contest?

Oh, I've got photos out the wazoo, Gary. You just won't see it coming.

And for the record, ashley is eligible...I think it was The Koko Ed Rule that finally changed that.

[DCA Fan]

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Let the contest begin.....for second place.

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Ashley: "The only difference between me and Heidi is that I make this look good" (j/k Heidi)

*dies laughing* Oh man...you are terrible.......

Sometimes, you just gotta put aside the robotics stuff and do a little dress up. FIRST does that to ya...kilts, foam hats, hawaiian shirts, and now tiaras.

[VGMasterShadow]

Ashley; Thank you all, you love me, you really love me. I would like to thank everyone for my victory as Ms...what the heck is this, I asked for a size 8 crown, not a size 12. You ruined me. RUINED ME. I'll make sure you never work in this town again. Who's in charge here.
Gary; It was me, now, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.