CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #49

[shyra1353]

karthik: can i have my crown back now ??

[Rich Wong]

Deep voice announcer...
Music...

“HERE SHE IS….. Miss U S FIRST of 2005!
(Loud applause)

Please welcome the winner of the 2005 Miss U S FIRST Queens!
She is Ashley from Victor, NY and a member of Rookie Team 1559.

She loves robots, making new friends, and believes that robots are COOL. She received high marks at presenting "Applications using linear and non-linear hyper-extensions with applied close-loop feedback systems." She also won the talent portion of the contest by reciting the entire list of KOP in less then 1 minute; forward AND backward.
AND She can lead an awesome team cheer too.

During her reign as FIRST Queen, she promise to spread the word of FIRST throughout this land, have a regional in every State and better food at the Regionals.
(More loud applause)

HERE SHE COMES…. Miss U S FIRST… Ashley!.”

[Gary Dillard]

<not part of entry> I know I should probably stick with my first entry, but this just came to me </not part of entry>

"Look, it must be the queen"

" 'ow do you know she's the queen?"

"She 'asn't got sh** all over 'er"

<note to moderator - please edit this however you need to in order to meet CD rules - any true Monty Python fan will get the joke anyway>

[tkwetzel]

Me: I wonder how a tiara would look with my mohawk .

[Not part of entry] Time to find a tiara and find out. [/Not part of entry]