CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #51

[Conor Ryan]

"All Bow to the Almighty 7 foot Tetra!" -Pharaoh to Judges at NYC regional

[Ashley Christine]

Pharoah: "Oh Oh I want that one!! It can be my Queen, I will make her the best in all of the land of Egypt!"
Person-next-to-Pharoah: "Uh dude, you are a teenage boy in the 21st century, dressed as a Pharoah..."
Pharoah: "Noooooo! I am a Pharoah! I know I am! I mean look at my goooold!"
Person-next-to-Pharoah: "You mean your gold colored fabric?"
Pharoah: ::begins to cry::

Meanwhile...
The Judges watch as the first ever Princess of FIRST contest takes place.

[not part: and you thought he wanted a robot! ]

[EddieMcD]

Pharaoh: "That human cameraman is terrible! Replace him with one of my slave robots!
Advisor: "And what do we do with the human?"
Pharaoh: "Something menial... make him stack my pyramids!"

[Gary Dillard]

The crowd can hardly contain its excitement while watching the exhilerating action of this year's autonomous mode.

[MissInformation]

Judge #1: Okay guys, everyone stay cool... I can't be sure, but I think they've caught on to our pyramid scheme...
Judge #2: Impossible... what makes you think so?
Judge #1: Well, don't look now, but I think the guy behind us is a spy...

[EricS-Team180]

...though the scrolls were lost in the Alexandria fire, hints of Pharaoh's strange exploits come to us in hushed whispers like desert zephyrs. The legends speak of his fondness for combining Egyptian beer and camel racing. The strangest tells of an elixir fueled mad dash towards a mirage into which the Pharaoh simply disappeared...only to re-appear several days later outside a local Luxor watering hole. Here we have the first evidence as to the truth behind this bizarre tale. Apparently the Pharaoh stumbled into a worm-hole linked to a 2005 F.I.R.S.T competition. We can further corroborate this space-time adventure with a rash of pyramid building after his return. Oddly enough the 'glyphs of the time period refer to these pyramids as "tetras".

[richardp]

Pharaoh:"This is the worst attempt at pyramids I have ever seen. They are too small and have holes in them! When I die even if I have to be put in these bad attempts at pyramids I hope I get lifted into the bright light like that guy over there (referring to the lift)."

<NOT ENTRY>

Originally Posted by Arefin Bari

... Dave Lavery is the human player

Dave is going to IRI and there is a mentor only match (so is Heidi now to find Gary Dillard) </NOT ENTRY>

[Wayne Doenges]

King Tut, Boy King looks on in awe as non-humans move and stack pyramids. "If I had these wondrous machine, I could have built three times as many pyramids and I wouldn't have had to feed them."

[Andy Baker]

Lady judge w/ white pants:
"I'll give the King Tut kid an 'A' for effort, but it he's got nuthin' on Steve Martin"


AB

[DCA Fan]

King Tut examines the game as he gets his master mathematicians to calculate the size of the tetra needed to cap one of his pyramids.

[dlavery]

They told Pharaoh that his team was losing, but he refused to believe them. He was in de Nile.

-dave

[Billfred]

Alright, maybe I'm just being a softy, but I'm going to allow Dave and George's entries for two reasons:

a) Nobody, myself included, seems to remember a Friday deadline.
b) I'm too busy to worry about such things.

With that said, first place goes to...

Originally Posted by DanielBCR

That's what you get for holding a regional in Las Vegas...

Second place goes to...

Originally Posted by dlavery

They told Pharaoh that his team was losing, but he refused to believe them. He was in de Nile.

Honorable mentions go to...

Andy Baker
Jessica Boucher
iCurtis
KathieK
EricH
Wayne Doenges
Jay H 237
T. Hoffman
ashley
Gary Dillard
MissInformation

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by Koko Ed

Pharaoh: Curse of a thousand plagues! This software is taking so long to post a score I could have another pyramid built in less time!

So here's the scores...

 MissInformation	158
 T. Hoffman	150
 Gary Dillard	146
 Dlavery	126
 Dorienne 007	96
 Jay H 237	91
 Rich Wong	86
 Greencactus3	74
 Andy Baker	69
 DCA Fan	68
 Koko Ed	57
 Amanda Morrison	57
 Bcahn836	57
 JVN	54
 JosephM	52
 Tkwetzel	48
 Elgin Clock	46
 GateRunner	46
 Michelle 236	45
 Greg Needel	45
 Eugenia Gabrielov	45
 DanielBCR	40
 "Big Mike"	40
 EddieMcD	39
 Richardp	37
 Arefin Bari	37
 Shyra1353	32
 EricS-Team180	31
 Brandon Martus	30
 Matt Attallah	30
 VGMasterShadow	30
 Kyle45	30
 Jeff Waegelin	27
 Jessica Boucher	27
 Rich Kressly	26
 Nehalita	26
 Jacqui	20
 Alex Cormier	20
 Squirrelrock	19
 Lil' Lavery	18
 Mike Ciance	18
 Wayne Doenges	18
 Icurtis	17
 1Derboy	16
 Astronouth7303	15
 Robo hottie71	14
 Wetzel	13
 Marc P.	12
 Tom Schindler	12
 Steve W	11
 Alex Pelan	11
 Killerofkiller	11
 Denman	11
 Katie Reynolds	10
 Aignam	9
 Kyle	9
 Ashley	8
 KathieK	8
 Katy	8
 JamizzleHavok13	8
 Vivelation	8
 Jack Jones	7
 RogerR	7
 Meli W.	7
 George1083	6
 Andrew Rudolph	6
 ZACH P.	6
 Cyberguy34000	6
 TierraDelDiablo	6
 Al Skierkiewicz	5
 Barry Bonzack	5
 George56	5
 Stephen Kowski	5
 EricH	5
 Ken Patton	4
 Tytus Gerrish	4
 Corey Balint	4
 CourtneyB	4
 IMDWalrus	4
 Jay Trzaskos	4
 Joe_P.	4
 Yan Wang	4
 David Kelly	3
 Ben Lauer	3
 DJ Fluck	3
 Karinka13	3
 Kayla13	3
 Lisa Perez	3
 Ogre	3
 Sakura141	3
 Cdr1122334455	3
 Tiffany34990	3
 Bryan D	2
 Cory	2
 DaBruteForceGuy	2
 Dillon Compton	2
 Ecarlson	2
 EnderofDragon	2
 Jake177	2
 Jdiwnab	2
 Jeff_Rice	2
 Joe Ross	2
 Joshua May	2
 Miketwalker	2
 Nobrakes8	2
 Santosh	2
 Tom Bottiglieri	2
 Matt Krass	2
 Pat McCarthy	2
 Aaron Lussier	1
 Bill Gold	1
 Coco The Monkey	1
 Collin Fultz	1
 ElfMaster	1
 Eria4044	1
 JakeGallagher	1
 MATT_kaplan108	1
 NoRemorse	1
 Sanddrag	1
 StephLee	1

Will Travis be able to pull out the title for the first year of caption contests? Find out...soon!