CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Team 116 demonstrates a new idea on keeping students involved. It might have worked but for one problem. Although the test failed it did spawn team rule #101, use of personal hygene products is encouraged for all team building events.

[Rich Wong]

February 14, 2005 (one week before shipping deadline):

Team 116 Captain “Dave, Dave,…. What, what are we going to do?!
It is hopeless….
More than half the team is out sick…..
The transmission is not completed, autonomous mode is unfinished and the arm is only half done.
We are never going to make the ship date.”

Dave: “Hmmm…..
I hate to do this but I have no choice.
We have to breakout the BACKUP-Team 116.
Let's uncrate them now……”

(Entry inspired by a scene from the “Match of the Wooden Soldiers" with Laurel & Hardy)

[Travis Hoffman]

Dave on one of his better days (his morning medication only lets him simultaneously express four of his multiple personalities - Snoop Dogg wannabe, slack-jawed yokel, high school freshman AIM addict, and NASA engineer):

"Y'all better dig out the wax from ur ears, yo - i didn't know my 'Think outside the bizzox' speech wood be so hard for u geniouses to comprehendizzle! Fo sheezy, get out o' there and get back to work, ppl!!!!! Wait......on second thought, get back in da crate, homies! Congradulations, i'm sending y'uns on a permanent vacation to Tempel 1 cuz peep dis - i wanna bust out wit my secret clone army of Herndon students, who will pwn j00 all. OMG, like, my ultimate dream will soon be realized, as their all programmed to listen only to me. Y'all never listen to ur parents anyway, so I reckon they won't even know the difference!!! Holla! LOLOLOLOLOLOL............. ROTFLMAO............. Throw me a frickin' clone here! I'm outy, dangnubbit - I gotta change the tire on my house....TTYL!"

[Koko Ed]

Man these budget cuts are starting to cut really deep!

[Alex Cormier]

team 116 asks FIRST Q&A:
"Is it really that bad/illegal to ship teammates with the robot to get it finished?"

[Arefin Bari]

Dave: Oh yeah... I designed something very cool and it is SOOOO simple.

::Audience waiting::

Dave: Finally I present to you our "the locked up" students. Yup, 17 of them can fit in there at once, very easy to ship it anywhere in the world. I gotta check back on chiefdelphi, there was some team who needed more team members.

:: puts a sign on the forehead::

"I donate Nerds"