CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #52

[EddieMcD]

Dave: "I thought Boxing Day was before kickoff..."

<not an entry>
Yet another congrats goes to Billfred, this time for hitting the one-year mark.
::salutes::
</not an entry>

[Gary Dillard]

The Herndon High School upper level math class demonstration to support their argument that 34 feet is a unit of volume rather than length didn't work; although the teacher gave them an "A" for effort, they still got an "F" for technical ability and had to repeat the class.

[EricS-Team180]

...Gary finishes his post and begins thinking...
"gotta outdo Lavery...gotta outdo Lavery...gotta outdo Lavery"

he eyes the "lunch line" cans of SPAM spanning his desk...hmmm

"Would Gilligan fit? ... naahhh way too big....how about Tiff? ...hmmm....smaller but still too big...maybe some of Bruces's Lego Leaguers! ...may need a shoe horn...may need a jumbo size can ...hmmm
may need some photoshopping advice from Heidi ..."

[Katie Reynolds]

Dave: *thinks* My pit-crew in a box idea is genius, I tell you - pure genius!

Dave (to crew): "Alright guys - remember to pack some food and water in that crate with you, 'cause you're going to have to wait until Thursday morning to be let out."

Disgruntled Student: "What?!"

Dave: "Hey, the only thing we can uncrate Wednesday is the robot."

Student: "Aww, this sucks!"

Dave: "Hey, I didn't write the rul- well ... on second thought, I might've had a *little* something to do with it ..."

[Conor Ryan]

Dave's New Shirt:
"My Other Team is in the Crate"

[richardp]

116 Student: " Ok so the fact still remains that we cant fit all 20 pit/flight students in the crate"
Dave: "Ok are you happy now where are my the KK's? Pay up!"
116 Student: "What if we send one of us out and have four people close the crate and now all we need to do is get Dave in here and by the time we get to Annapolis I am sure we can win back our bet!"

<NOT ENTRY> I wonder why Dave hasn't posted yet? </NOT ENTRY>

[dlavery]

Clown College Curriculum:

Clowns In a Car 101: Practical lessons on how to execute the classic “too many clowns in too small a car” gag. Lectures will cover topics such as "What NOT To Eat The Night Before," "The Atkins Diet Has Nothing On Us!," "Pack ‘Em In ‘Till They Scream Like 4-Year-Old Girls," "Stuffing Bozo Into A Tear in the Time-Space Continuum," "Teaching Chuckles To Breathe IN." Lab sessions will feature practice sessions fitting the entire class into successively smaller spaces, starting with large bathrooms, working through packing crates, phone booths, to Cooper Minis. The practical final exam will be an attempt to fit the entire class into a shoe box.

[KathieK]

Student: "Wow, when Dave said something about a Human Transporter experiment, I thought he was talking about a Segway, not the 'Beam Me Up, Scotty' kind..."

[Ashley Christine]

[ashley is sad because her computer is icky and doesnt support most media files nowa days]

but, reading everyone else's I will make a creative entry...


Sign on the outside of box: Please do not pet the animals.

[Ian Curtis]

[Although its obivious I'll put it here anyways... NOT AN ENTRY]
Ashley if you want to change your entry it is 17 people (one of which is Heidi Foster) crammed in a robot crate. [/not entry]

When it became apparent that Billfred was going to A. assign Heidi -infinity points, or allow Travis to win the final caption contest just to get on Heidi's nerves, MissInformation decided to do something about it. She gathered 16 other members of 116 and they all climbed into the former robot crate which was then boarded up and shipped to Billfreezyfosheezzywithaglassoflemoneezy Industries. Heidi thought that they would arrive inconspiciously, and Billfred would carry the box into his house, at which point they would sneak out and change the caption contest scores and irreversibly alter Billfred's mind. They're still in the box waiting outside his house becuase they forgot to take into account the fact that Billfred is in Maine.

[WOOT! 500 posts!]

[xzvrw2]

"I wonder if we're over weight"

[Bcahn836]

So when does the FedEx truck come again?