CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #53

[Gary Dillard]

Gosh you're right Big Mike, the number 111 is definitely only .74" stroke AND only 3.99 inches tall; they should have been disqualified which means Raider Robotix should be declared the national champions.

NOT!

[Bcahn836]

John- "See I told you these were the best seats in the house"
Andy- "The Robots are coming the robots are coming!!"

[Andy Baker]

Watch out V-Neun, here comes the "steamroller". Aaaaah!


AB

[Tytus Gerrish]

HELP!!! MY BELT BUCKLE IS COUGHT ON THE GRID AND THIS ROBOT IS AFTER ME!!!!

[KathieK]

When Chris asked us to be part of the entertainment, this wasn't what I had in mind!

[Ashley Christine]

JVN and Andy wake up.

JVN: "Gosh I didnt know sleeping on a metal grid would be so nice"
Andy: "Uh dude, the teams are here..."
JVN: "You mean... they saw us sleeping... on the SAME side of the field!? My reputation is ruined!"

[Koko Ed]

JohnDude! Check out the wicked lift package on Wildstang's bot!
Andy SWEET!

[first degree]

Andy: Oh no! The attack of what seems to resemble some form of recycled materials is upon us!
John: Don't worry, if we lie still and pretend to be zebra crossings, nobody will suspect a thing *wink wink*...

[EricS-Team180]

In a somewhat misguided attempt to combine mountaineering and robotics, John and Andy attempt an assault on "El Ramp"...

[Dave Scheck]

John: C'mon Baker, none of those girlie push ups
Andy: I can't help it John, I had one too many Chilly Cow/Chili Dog combinations

[Elgin Clock]

JVN: Is that a Jelly doughnut I see under that bot?
Baker: Hurry up and hide it before the Gunnery Seargent sees it again! I'll keep watch..





(I hope at least someone gets this reference. Just think Full Metal Jacket)

[Amanda Morrison]

National Geographic Announcer: Here, we see the endangered khaki zebra in its natural habitat. Notice the belly of the beast scraping the ground - the infamous khaki zebras are known for enjoying doughnuts on an unhealthy basis. Dominant males generally have a zebra headpiece to establish them amongst the herd... meanwhile, submissive females often have larger bellies, as this one does, due to impending childbirth.

[Jay Trzaskos]

John: I don't know Andy, I just don't know...
Andy: Yeah, this is a tough call.
John: It's not that, it's just... the drive is so purty! How does Raul do it???
Andy: I'll explain after they clear the field.
John: Oh is that why we are up here?
Andy: No, we are refs John.
John: Oh yeah, that would explain that pimp hard hat.

[dlavery]

<Andy> "… 108 … 109 … 110 … 111!!! See! See! I TOLD you!!! When you throw a piece of toast up in the air, it ALWAYS falls "butter side down" when it hits the floor! Now maybe next time you will believe us, and Raul won’t have to build this silly 111-slices-at-once-toaster-thingy just to prove it to you!"

[DCA Fan]

ANDY! JOHN! DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!