CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #53

[KathieK]

When Chris asked us to be part of the entertainment, this wasn't what I had in mind!

[Ashley Christine]

JVN and Andy wake up.

JVN: "Gosh I didnt know sleeping on a metal grid would be so nice"
Andy: "Uh dude, the teams are here..."
JVN: "You mean... they saw us sleeping... on the SAME side of the field!? My reputation is ruined!"

[Koko Ed]

JohnDude! Check out the wicked lift package on Wildstang's bot!
Andy SWEET!

[first degree]

Andy: Oh no! The attack of what seems to resemble some form of recycled materials is upon us!
John: Don't worry, if we lie still and pretend to be zebra crossings, nobody will suspect a thing *wink wink*...

[EricS-Team180]

In a somewhat misguided attempt to combine mountaineering and robotics, John and Andy attempt an assault on "El Ramp"...

[Dave Scheck]

John: C'mon Baker, none of those girlie push ups
Andy: I can't help it John, I had one too many Chilly Cow/Chili Dog combinations

[Elgin Clock]

JVN: Is that a Jelly doughnut I see under that bot?
Baker: Hurry up and hide it before the Gunnery Seargent sees it again! I'll keep watch..





(I hope at least someone gets this reference. Just think Full Metal Jacket)

[Amanda Morrison]

National Geographic Announcer: Here, we see the endangered khaki zebra in its natural habitat. Notice the belly of the beast scraping the ground - the infamous khaki zebras are known for enjoying doughnuts on an unhealthy basis. Dominant males generally have a zebra headpiece to establish them amongst the herd... meanwhile, submissive females often have larger bellies, as this one does, due to impending childbirth.

[spears312]

Get down and stay still! When Arnold pretends to be the Terminator, he also pretends to only see moving objects.

[JackN]

"All bow to the great and all knowing, Super-powerful, grate leader WILDSTANG."

[not an entry] i ment to make that pun [not an entry]

[MissInformation]

"Look, John, I don't think you're going to be able to reach your whistle, and you're kind of holding up the game, so you have to get up. Oh, come on, everyone will still take you seriously as a ref, even if you don't have a whistle. How did your whistle even fit through these grates? Never mind, you really need to get up so they can clear the field... Oh man, don't cry... here, I'll give you my whis... dang it, now mine's down there too... let me try to see if I can get my hand through here... dang, dang, dang..."

[Rich Wong]

Andy: “Wildstangs and Wildcats…. they are coming…. (Pause with ear to the ground)”
John, “ Urh Andy….”

Andy: “From the North…in full gallop... (Pause with ear to the ground again) “
John, : “Urh Andy….”

Andy, “They are near…. from that direction…. the back of us... “
John: “Andy!”

[Jay Trzaskos]

John: I don't know Andy, I just don't know...
Andy: Yeah, this is a tough call.
John: It's not that, it's just... the drive is so purty! How does Raul do it???
Andy: I'll explain after they clear the field.
John: Oh is that why we are up here?
Andy: No, we are refs John.
John: Oh yeah, that would explain that pimp hard hat.