CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55

[Jay Trzaskos]

[not an entry]I like how the photo is of John Neun, and everyone is still making fun of JVN[/still not an entry]

[Ashley Christine]

Student: I wonder that if I take a picture of John with the flash on... if the flash will reflect of his head!
John: Dont you dare take a picture of me! I will fail your bot!
Student: Too late! Hahahaha.
John: "Good thing I used anti glossy gel in my hai... on my head today :-)"

[Rich Wong]

Over heard at the 2034 FIRST Competition

" *Cough, cough* Alright guys…My name is John V. Neun.
Cough. Yes, I'm the real one.
I’m here to inspect your robot.

Ok... where are your calculations for maximum motor load.
I want to see the current draw vs. load torque diagrams.
Let me see your calculation for gearbox load.
Did you calculate the motor current draw and robot velocity over time?

Well sonny, I’m waiting…..

*Silence*

Sigh, Just as I thought.

You young JVN-Want-A-Be have it made these days.
When I was young, I build my own gearbox with my own two hands.
I was the best, I tell you, I was the best….

None of these silly prefabricated perpetual engines, virtual transmissions, and ionized-geometry sensors were available in the good old days. They’re for wimps. "

[DCA Fan]

I wonder if you can use John Neun's head to concentrate a beam of light and blind the other alliance....hmmm.....

[Jeremiah Johnson]

In National Geographic:
"This here is the rare, silver-back gorilla. As rare as it is with hair, it is even rarer without. You, reader, are one SPECIAL person, as you will never see another in your life."

[EddieMcD]

Not pictured: JVN on his knees thanking the Powers That Be that the baldness gene comes from the mother's side.

[Mike Schroeder]

JN Senior: BWHAHAHAHA I Shall finally get my revenge, for i am truly the bette Nuen, AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AS I FAIL THEM !!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA.... On a Side note, Kids, stop obbessing over JVN, BIg Mike is way cooler and so much smarter, and he has hair.

[Gary Dillard]

(me to my wife) "Honey, there's something wrong with my monitor. It's like I'm looking into a mirror."

[kjhobin]

Student: (looking at robot) Oooo... Shiny!
Neun: You say something like that one more time and im going to fail you! you dont want that right?
Student: Is it my falt your head shines light on the robot
Neun: Have fun failing!

[Denman]

Student:AAAAHHH Its so Bright
JN:Yes, its a safety feature. Like a lighthouse of sorts.

[N/a]This was at nyc... i noticed quite a few nyc teams posting in response lol

[Meredith343MiM]

What Mr. John Neun never told anyone about his inspections- he didn't pass everyone because he felt nice, or their robots were in order... nope... he passed them since he had no idea what the papers said because of the apparant glare.

[not an entry] billfred- i refuse to be a loser! [not an entry]

[EricS-Team180]

...and about that highly polished dome protecting your FRC...
I can't see anything in the rules to dis-allow it....hmmm... And, for some reason <shakes head> it seems so oddly familiar!

[Daniel Brim]

As an extra safety feature, NYC pit administration was handing out tinted safety glasses to all competitors.

[Travis Hoffman]

[not an entry]

I must say that collectively, this week's entries have been the funniest I've ever read for one contest, I think. Mine pales in comparison to some of your truly devilish concoctions. Bravo.

The name "Neun" just brings out the best (or worst??) in public ridicule, I guess.

[/not an entry]

[JVN]

Amanda (to John): "Well... think of it this way, the future is looking bright!"