CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #55

[Dorienne]

Mr. Neun: ALRIGHT SPREAD 'EM!
Student: Er, Mr. Neun sir, it's a robot...with no legs..
Mr. Neun: I know. I just always wanted to say that.
Student: *whispers to JVN* Your dad's weeeeird...
Mr. Neun: ONE MORE COMMENT LIKE THAT AND I'LL FAIL YOUR INSPECTION.
Student: ...
Mr. Neun: Exactly.

[Bcahn836]

According to NASA's extensive calculations it has been determined that John will be completely bald by the end of the 2006 season due to high stress levels from constant mockery from the chiefdelphi gang.

[Jay H 237]

Man, I thought judging would be easy, instead I got more paperwork than what's required when applying for a mortgage!

[Jeremiah Johnson]

In National Geographic:
"This here is the rare, silver-back gorilla. As rare as it is with hair, it is even rarer without. You, reader, are one SPECIAL person, as you will never see another in your life."

[Travis Hoffman]

In the neverending battle of supremacy between father and son, John Neun the Elder can rest assured he will win one key battle, for he, at his advanced age, STILL has at least some hair on his head. His son will not be as fortunate.

[EddieMcD]

Not pictured: JVN on his knees thanking the Powers That Be that the baldness gene comes from the mother's side.

[Mike Schroeder]

JN Senior: BWHAHAHAHA I Shall finally get my revenge, for i am truly the bette Nuen, AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AS I FAIL THEM !!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA.... On a Side note, Kids, stop obbessing over JVN, BIg Mike is way cooler and so much smarter, and he has hair.

[Koko Ed]

"I've checked every FIRST document and I don't see anything that states that my son John is supposed to be ridiculed publicly at least once a wekk on Chiefdelphi..."

[MissInformation]

"Dave Lavery says it's pimp? I don't care if the Pope says it's pimp, it still doesn't pass inspection!"

[Andrew Rudolph]

"Why is everyone looking away from me...oooh right, sunglasses arent saftey glasses."

[spears312]

O, did you miss that memo about the new TPS report covers?

[nehalita]

Neun: mwap mwap mwap mwap.
Student: but it's supposed to be shiny and reflecty and smooth and hairless
Neun: MWAP MWAP MWAP!
Student: .... no sir i wasn't talking about your head ... yes sir... i really was talking about my robot sir...
Neun: mwap mwap mwap....
Student: it's okay sir... your son will keep you company

[Amanda Morrison]

Mr. John Neun looks down in disappointment at his new Robot Inspector's task. Mr. Neun was serving as Field Reset, until FIRST had figured out that his glare was the cause of their recalibrating the cameras every match.

[Gary Dillard]

(me to my wife) "Honey, there's something wrong with my monitor. It's like I'm looking into a mirror."

[kjhobin]

Student: (looking at robot) Oooo... Shiny!
Neun: You say something like that one more time and im going to fail you! you dont want that right?
Student: Is it my falt your head shines light on the robot
Neun: Have fun failing!