IRI Krispy Kreme Challenge 2005

[Brandon Martus]

IRI Krispy Kreme Challenge 2005 ...
... to see who has the best legs.

Amanda Morrison vs Dave Lavery

12 Krispy Kreme Donuts each.
First one done has the best legs.

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Best viewed at 200% zoom in Windows Media Player. Sorry mac users .. this is all I could do.
If anybody can convert, contact me and I'll host a QuickTime video or something.

[Amanda Morrison]

I will admit... I wasn't at my greatest. But I gave it my all.

In the time that it took me to eat 4 1/2 doughnuts, the mysterious neverending Lavery Stomach had consumed a dozen doughnuts, a Twinkie, and a Ding Dong just for spite.

Needless to say, the amount of raw sugar I had had alone was enough to make me have to have a garbage can next to me for most of the day. I literally had to keep going at IRI, ready to ralph. A few times it got bad, and I had to sit down.

When it was all said and done, I forfeited due to my sinuses burning, my gut full, and my knowledge of Dave's endless tummy renewed. Mr. Lavery, you have won your bet.

"C'mon Amanda, this eating doughnuts, not rocket science."
"He's better than me at both!"

[Bcahn836]

Dave is a machine!! He finished that first donut in what 3 bites? LOL Hilarious

[KathieK]

wow, and I was just getting ready to eat lunch. Um, maybe I'll wait a while. Congratulations to Dave, and Amanda, you gave it your best shot!

[AmyPrib]

We expect to see better from you in 2006, Amanda!! Better get practicing!

[Arefin Bari]

Hahahahahahaha... this was perfect for my morning entertainment. Thanks Brandon. Done a great job on the video.

The video is PIMP.

Amanda: Are you filming this?

[Wetzel]

When will people learn that Dave never takes a bet that he won't win.


Wetzel

[brandy836]

I must say that watching Dave inhale a dozen donuts is highly entertaining.

Good job Amanda and Dave, thanks for making us laugh.

[Billfred]

I feel honored that the caption contest made a cameo appearance in this spectacle.

However, I do think that the physical size difference made a difference in this. Amanda is just not Dave's size, making this a little bit on par with apples and oranges.

Therefore, I extend an open invitation to Dave for The Capital Clash. I'm willing to put some stakes up--control of Caption Contest #60 (that would be posted the Sunday of the Clash), anyone?

[Bcahn836]

Originally Posted by Billfred

I feel honored that the caption contest made a cameo appearance in this spectacle.

However, I do think that the physical size difference made a difference in this. Amanda is just not Dave's size, making this a little bit on par with apples and oranges.

Therefore, I extend an open invitation to Dave for The Capital Clash. I'm willing to put some stakes up--control of Caption Contest #60 (that would be posted the Sunday of the Clash), anyone?

I think that would be hilarious and definitely make things interesting at the clash and i will have my camera ready to record.

[tiffany34990]

this is really funny....i'm so glad we all have humor in this crazy world. i don't think i could have done that.. dave sure can put them down though...

[Collin Fultz]

watching amanda's face go from good to bad was hilarious. then the refs realizing that they were missing the finals was pretty good too.

as a side note...dave had already had lunch right before this contest took place.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dave Lavery is truly the master Krispey Kreme eater. I applaud Amanda on her efforts, fighting a losing battle.

JT

[Elgin Clock]

That's what happens when you eat small doughnuts. They are real easy to down in 2-3 bites.

I'll have to bring some Dunkin Donuts to nationals next year and challenge someone with a real healty sized donut eating contest.

What's it with IRIers liking small food?? First the KK Donuts, and then the White Castle Burgers. You think there was a shortage of food in the midwest the way the food sizes out there are rationed.

What...an eating contest and I wasn't invited??!


Amanda, maybe you should try Kobyashi's hot dog strategy and soak the donuts in water first