CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #56

[Billfred]

Alright, I think I finally got it!

Here's the scores:

Jay Trzaskos	15
EddieMcD	13
Rich Wong	13
Gary Dillard	11
Dlavery	7
EricS-Team180	6
Koko Ed	6
MissInformation	6
T. Hoffman	6
Arefin Bari	5
Ashley Christine	5
DCA Fan	5
KathieK	5
“Big Mike”	4
DanielBCR	4
Dave Scheck	4
JVN	4
1derboy	4
Bcahn836	4
Jay H 237	4
Nehalita	4
Pat McCarthy	3
Amanda Morrison	3
Andy Baker	3
Dorienne 007	3
Kyle45	3
Spears312	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Brandy836	2
Elgin Clock	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Ryan Foley	2
Tiffany34990	2
EricH	2
Goober!!!	2
Kjhobin	2
Xzvrw2	2
Al Skierkiewicz	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
Denman	1
First degree	1
JosephM	1
Lisa Perez	1
Richardp	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/pi...le&picid=11721

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight.

(By the way, Dave, my challenge stands. One dozen KKs at The Capital Clash, plus a bottle of the carbonated beverage of the contestant's choice. You know that'd be a draw for the Clash. )

Go!

[miketwalker]

Dave: "I say we raise the bets for.... one million dollars!" *Dr. Evil grin*
Amanda: "No."
Dave: "Darn. Oh well." *continues eating*

[Bcahn836]

Amanda-"Are you sure this isn't rocket science"
Dave - " It's not rocket science"
Brandon - "Quick grab the trash can she's gonna ralph"

[brandy836]

Amanda: “Dave, do you have to be perfect at everything?”

[EricH]

Dave: "Come on, Amanda. Eat faster. I could clean both boxes in the time it's taking you to eat two Krispy Kremes."
Amanda: "You know the contest is rigged so you can't do that, even though you'll win. Why you had to choose something you'd win at is beyond me."
Dave: "You know I only take safe bets. A safe bet is defined as one I'll win. muwahahaha."

[DCA Fan]

Amanda *muttering*: Even when eating donuts Dave has to act practically perfect...
Dave: Look at me! I'm British! I've even got my pinky out! *downs another donut*

[spears312]

Dave - "No no, the proper way to attempt to beat me in a donut eating contest is to have your pinkie extended".
Amanda- "Why?"
Dave- "Well, its rocket science actually."

[Jay H 237]

Dave: "Well Amanda, looks like I'm about to win again. Do you want to just give me the $20 now or wait until I finish the last donut?"

Amanda: "You can have your measley $20 whenever you'd like, I still came out financially ahead of you in this deal."

Dave: "Huh, what, how?!"

Amanda: "Oh, you mean nobody told you yet? I signed a commercial deal with Maalox as soon as I accepted to go against you with this challenge. So now who would you consider the rocket scientist?!"

[Mike Schroeder]

judging by the look on Amanada Morrison's face, i Think Mr Lavery, just told her the truth about the Moon Landing Movie set in the Desert somewhere in the southwest

*not part of entry* i have in my humorous ignorance told Dave jokingly mind you that the moon landing is a hoax, and well like the Baz Lurman speech about sunscreen, If i could offer you one tip for the future... sun screen would be it eeerm i mean dont ever question anything having todo with the Moon Landing in the pressense of Dave Lavery (and maybe Hedi could help us imagine this one) because he doubles in size and turns a weird hawiaan print color.......annd then he bearhugged me and threw me into a couple of cars....*/not entry*

*also not entry* Dave, you rock... like not martian rocks Rock, but you still rock, and America really landed on the moon, so dont hurt me (i now have to watch out for Dave Lavery and Paul Copioli )

[mechanicalbrain]

Amanda: god when krispy said they would sponcer us i didn't realise we had to only eat donuts at compitition! this sucks!

Dave: says you!

[Arefin Bari]

Dave: I will keep winning until you post a video of you doing chicken dance right in the middle of the field ::eats the donut in 3 bites::

Amanda: I will keep loosing since you always flash your hairy legs and think that you have nice ones.

[Pat McCarthy]

Amanda: "These Krispy Kreams are marvelous, Dave!"

Dave: "Mm. Yes. Indubitably."

[Conor Ryan]

Amanda: Anything you can do I can do better.
Dave: *pops two doughnuts in mouth instantly*

[Koko Ed]

Dave Ready to surrender, Amanda?
Amanda No Dave. I have a new strategy now. I'm going to projectile vomit on you!

[EddieMcD]

Little does Amanda know that Dave replaced her Krispy Kremes with Dunkin' Donuts. Vomitting should commence in T-minus 5 seconds.