CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #56

[John Wanninger]

Dave:" Mmmm, nothing like fresh Krispy Kremes. You know, you've got to eat 'em fast so they don't get stale on you, that's the secret".

Amanda:" Um ... yeah Dave.".(Thinks to self: my mouth keeps moving but my throat's not swallowing; I think I'm going to be sick) "Actually I like to eat them slowly so I can enjoy them."

Dave: "Are you sure you're going to eat all those?" (Thinks to self, what a waste, they're getting staler by the minute... finally can not hold back: ) "Say Amanda, how about if l take those last 6 or 7 donuts off your hands and we'll call it a draw?"

[Joe Matt]

This is the last picture ever taken of one Mr. Dave Lavery of NASA. He has been missing for the past week, and his family dearly misses him. If you have any info, please contact your local police.

Also, one Ms. Amanda Morrison is wanted for questioning by the police. No details given.

[richardp]

Member of team 116 thought originally that it was Lil' Lavery's bad luck that caused the car to break down. (After our robot stopped moving and later our cart he said something along the lines of "Everything that our team touches breaks, what's next the car......3 hours later in Ohio somewhere we all started to yell at him.) However after Dave pulled a few government strings to have an investigation conducted it was determined that it was not an accidental transmission problem but instead the car had been sabotaged by Amanda Morrison. This is the closest thing to photographic evidence that we have however, once you add the mind bubbles it is clear what she is plotting against Dave and the rest of the unsuspecting members on team 116.

<NOT ENTRY> The sad part is that the robot, cart, and car really did break. The robot was rained, the cart who knows. The car really did break Dave had to get a rental to get us home after spending a night in Dayton, Ohio because there was no place open on Sunday's (and we left Saturday night) So then Dave had to later that week drive back to get his car. </NOT ENTRY>

[Travis Hoffman]

Say Amanda, since we're on the subject, I was talking to the old lady at the Krispy Kreme counter the other day, and she thinks my pinky's sexy. I was happy to hear her say this, since I look in my mirror every morning and tell myself the same thing. It's even sexier than my legs. Wanna bet it's sexier than yours? What kind of new contest, loosely connected and counterproductive to the original point of contention (KK's go straight from the mouth to the thighs, you know), should we engage in next to prove this? Pinky wrestling? Playing hand chicken with a bandsaw? Perhaps the 2006 IRI Nose-Picking Challenge? What say you?