CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #56

[John Wanninger]

Dave:" Mmmm, nothing like fresh Krispy Kremes. You know, you've got to eat 'em fast so they don't get stale on you, that's the secret".

Amanda:" Um ... yeah Dave.".(Thinks to self: my mouth keeps moving but my throat's not swallowing; I think I'm going to be sick) "Actually I like to eat them slowly so I can enjoy them."

Dave: "Are you sure you're going to eat all those?" (Thinks to self, what a waste, they're getting staler by the minute... finally can not hold back: ) "Say Amanda, how about if l take those last 6 or 7 donuts off your hands and we'll call it a draw?"

[Joe Matt]

This is the last picture ever taken of one Mr. Dave Lavery of NASA. He has been missing for the past week, and his family dearly misses him. If you have any info, please contact your local police.

Also, one Ms. Amanda Morrison is wanted for questioning by the police. No details given.

[Travis Hoffman]

Say Amanda, since we're on the subject, I was talking to the old lady at the Krispy Kreme counter the other day, and she thinks my pinky's sexy. I was happy to hear her say this, since I look in my mirror every morning and tell myself the same thing. It's even sexier than my legs. Wanna bet it's sexier than yours? What kind of new contest, loosely connected and counterproductive to the original point of contention (KK's go straight from the mouth to the thighs, you know), should we engage in next to prove this? Pinky wrestling? Playing hand chicken with a bandsaw? Perhaps the 2006 IRI Nose-Picking Challenge? What say you?

[richardp]

Member of team 116 thought originally that it was Lil' Lavery's bad luck that caused the car to break down. (After our robot stopped moving and later our cart he said something along the lines of "Everything that our team touches breaks, what's next the car......3 hours later in Ohio somewhere we all started to yell at him.) However after Dave pulled a few government strings to have an investigation conducted it was determined that it was not an accidental transmission problem but instead the car had been sabotaged by Amanda Morrison. This is the closest thing to photographic evidence that we have however, once you add the mind bubbles it is clear what she is plotting against Dave and the rest of the unsuspecting members on team 116.

<NOT ENTRY> The sad part is that the robot, cart, and car really did break. The robot was rained, the cart who knows. The car really did break Dave had to get a rental to get us home after spending a night in Dayton, Ohio because there was no place open on Sunday's (and we left Saturday night) So then Dave had to later that week drive back to get his car. </NOT ENTRY>

[Kyle Love]

Dave: "see the pinky in the air signifies that I pwned you!
Amanda: "you think you mr. awesome because "your other cars on mars" woohoo mr smarty pants!"

[kjhobin]

Amanda: Where's the garbage can, I'm ready to vomit now!
Dave: Finally you admit defeat, I WIN AGAIN!!
Amanda: Shut up already!
[Vomits]

[KarenH]

Dave: See, Amanda, it's not hard. The weight of the donut is easily counterbalanced by the weight of my pinky. No rocket science required--one flick of my wrist, and the donut simply disappears down my throat.

[Daniel Brim]

Dave extends his pinky in order to avoid eating it when he eats a donut in 3 bites...

[Gary Dillard]

Dave is captured taunting Amanda by pointing his pinky at her; shortly after this picture was taken she responded by pointing a finger at him, but it was a different finger and CD rules wouldn't allow that picture being posted.

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dave: You see Amanda, when you rest your right foot on your left knee like so, it stretches your stomach and allows more Krispey Kremes to be eaten ::eats a KK::
Amanda: Then whats the pinky for?
Dave: That... :: points to pinky :: just makes me look cool.
Amanda cough cough enginerd cough cough.
Dave What did you say?
Amanda I didn't say anything.
Dave Oh, in that case... can I have the rest of those Krispey Kremes?

[Dave Scheck]

Dave: Hey Amanda, you know that you just gained 0.515881694 pounds by eating those 4.5 donuts?
Amanda: That's all right Dave, you're about to hit a pound and a quarter...not to mention that you've consumed 180% of your daily fat contentent...are you going into hibernation?
Dave: Well, you know, it can get rather chilly on Mars

[Denman]

Dave: whats that up there?
(amanda turns around)
Amanda:Where?
(Dave moves donuts from his to amandas box)
Dave: Ooooh you missed it... there was a ...erm...flying donut...

[Rich Wong]

Amanda: “Mister Lavery, Please sha, I'ma bloody tired , must I recite it again?

Dave: “Yes, again Miss Morrison!”

Amanda: “Da rain… in Spain... falls mainly… in the plain!”

Dave: “Almost.... Tonight I want you to recite it 100 more times…..
Now we will work on your table manners.
A FIRST Lady must show class when eating Krispy Kremes.
Seat up, none of this slouching…. Smiiiiiiile….. hold the Krispy Kreme like soooooo…..
Always pinky up. “

[Ashley Christine]

And here in this picture you see two humans in what looks to be an eating contest.
Notice how the male has perfect form -- Knee up, arms resting, very relaxed, and oh goodness PINKY OUT! If this was a form contest you know he would truely be the winner.
Now look as the female tries a different approach -- She sits closer to the box and packs the food into her cheeks to save for later use. Pure genious. Also, she keeps her eyes on the male -- only to be sure that he doesnt attack and take her earnings from her at any moment.
Who will win this ultimate battle?

[dlavery]

Gobblesnoorrfftthhnniikmmmmmmmm... Ssssllllurrrrrpppppfffffffffmmmmmhhh... [licking fingers] Sorry, I was going to post the ultimate witty caption for this week's photo contest, but I was distracted by the need to make sure that all the extra donuts left over by Amanda did not go to waste... Hey, anyone have any cheesecake?