CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #56

[Jay Trzaskos]

Dave: You see Amanda, when you rest your right foot on your left knee like so, it stretches your stomach and allows more Krispey Kremes to be eaten ::eats a KK::
Amanda: Then whats the pinky for?
Dave: That... :: points to pinky :: just makes me look cool.
Amanda cough cough enginerd cough cough.
Dave What did you say?
Amanda I didn't say anything.
Dave Oh, in that case... can I have the rest of those Krispey Kremes?

[Dave Scheck]

Dave: Hey Amanda, you know that you just gained 0.515881694 pounds by eating those 4.5 donuts?
Amanda: That's all right Dave, you're about to hit a pound and a quarter...not to mention that you've consumed 180% of your daily fat contentent...are you going into hibernation?
Dave: Well, you know, it can get rather chilly on Mars

[Denman]

Dave: whats that up there?
(amanda turns around)
Amanda:Where?
(Dave moves donuts from his to amandas box)
Dave: Ooooh you missed it... there was a ...erm...flying donut...

[Rich Wong]

Amanda: “Mister Lavery, Please sha, I'ma bloody tired , must I recite it again?

Dave: “Yes, again Miss Morrison!”

Amanda: “Da rain… in Spain... falls mainly… in the plain!”

Dave: “Almost.... Tonight I want you to recite it 100 more times…..
Now we will work on your table manners.
A FIRST Lady must show class when eating Krispy Kremes.
Seat up, none of this slouching…. Smiiiiiiile….. hold the Krispy Kreme like soooooo…..
Always pinky up. “