CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #58

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"Really! I didn't take any of your candy Dad. That nice lady, Dottie Skierkiewicz gave it to me, you can call her. Here let me show you your secret candy hiding place. It is still all there....Oh Oh! Did I just tell you I know about your secret candy place?"

[xzvrw2]

Rachel Baker: Daddy here is my impression of Dave at nationals.

[Arefin Bari]

Rachel: I am the legend... ya you know the man errrr I mean woman who designed that AM shifter. Ya... I am the man errr woman errrr I mean the girl who can stand here and cry and you will see the legend get me whatever I want. ITS MY WORLD. I am the king errrrrrrrrrrrrr the queeen errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean the princess. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =O

[Mike Schroeder]

Andy in background : go ahead rachel do your dancing diper baby dance
(music starts playing)
Rachel : dad i better be getting a raise in my allowance for this.. and it better not end up on some FIRST website

[Pat McCarthy]

Rachel Baker: Daddy, does everybody on team 67 walk like an Egyptian?

Andy Baker: Yep...nobody knows why.

[mechanicalbrain]

CAN'T TOUCH THIS! DUDUDUDUUU MY-MY-MY-MY MUSIC HITS ME SO HARD MAKES ME SAY OH MY LORD! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH A MIND TO RHYME AND TWO HYPED FEET! FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOWN....

BREAK IT DOWN NOW

[Dorienne]

Andy: LOOK HONEY! She's making a fish face while walking like an Egyptian! I wonder if she can scratch her belly too...

Wife: I'm sure you could. You do it all the time.


(Sorry Andy!)

[Jay Trzaskos]

Rachel: See dad, I really know which team to support. None of this silly Technokats memerobilia. HOT all the way.


(Also sorry Andy... Go 45!!)

[Kyle Love]

Rachel: "These will look awesome on me while I'm playing in my tree house, I just can't stand to get my tkat stuff dirty!"

[KyleGilbert45]

"If you don't tell me where you hid my gameboy, I'm gonna bust some WWF moves out on ya!..."

[miketwalker]

Rachel: "Isn't this a lovely jacket...." *oh boy he's not paying attention* "Look at my muscles!!!!" *this is bad* "Ok, whatever you're thinking that is NOT a tail that I have grown...."

[Ashley Christine]

Rachel: "Im feeling hot hot hot.. nah nah nah nah.. Im feeling hot hot hot..."

Andy: [from the photo info] "The lovely Rachel Baker is shown here, modeling a HOT Team jacket (size, XL) and a World Championship & Chairman's Award hat. This item can be yours by bidding at the IRI Silent Auction, on July 22-23 in Indianapolis."

Me: "I had no idea you were auctioning off children at IRI!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy, while I fully understand you're smack dab in the middle of your 80's obsession/pre mid-life crisis life stage right now, constantly referring to your child as "Susanna Hoffs" and chasing her around the house in your Bangles t-shirt yelling "Dance for me, Susanna! Walk like an Egyptian for daddy!!!!!" is living a bit too close to the edge of sanity, don't you think?

[JVN]

Thank goodness she looks like her mother.