CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #58

[Arefin Bari]

Rachel: I am the legend... ya you know the man errrr I mean woman who designed that AM shifter. Ya... I am the man errr woman errrr I mean the girl who can stand here and cry and you will see the legend get me whatever I want. ITS MY WORLD. I am the king errrrrrrrrrrrrr the queeen errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean the princess. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO =O

[Mike Schroeder]

Andy in background : go ahead rachel do your dancing diper baby dance
(music starts playing)
Rachel : dad i better be getting a raise in my allowance for this.. and it better not end up on some FIRST website

[Pat McCarthy]

Rachel Baker: Daddy, does everybody on team 67 walk like an Egyptian?

Andy Baker: Yep...nobody knows why.

[mechanicalbrain]

CAN'T TOUCH THIS! DUDUDUDUUU MY-MY-MY-MY MUSIC HITS ME SO HARD MAKES ME SAY OH MY LORD! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME WITH A MIND TO RHYME AND TWO HYPED FEET! FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOWN....

BREAK IT DOWN NOW

[Dorienne]

Andy: LOOK HONEY! She's making a fish face while walking like an Egyptian! I wonder if she can scratch her belly too...

Wife: I'm sure you could. You do it all the time.


(Sorry Andy!)

[Jay Trzaskos]

Rachel: See dad, I really know which team to support. None of this silly Technokats memerobilia. HOT all the way.


(Also sorry Andy... Go 45!!)

[Kyle Love]

Rachel: "These will look awesome on me while I'm playing in my tree house, I just can't stand to get my tkat stuff dirty!"

[KyleGilbert45]

"If you don't tell me where you hid my gameboy, I'm gonna bust some WWF moves out on ya!..."

[miketwalker]

Rachel: "Isn't this a lovely jacket...." *oh boy he's not paying attention* "Look at my muscles!!!!" *this is bad* "Ok, whatever you're thinking that is NOT a tail that I have grown...."

[Ashley Christine]

Rachel: "Im feeling hot hot hot.. nah nah nah nah.. Im feeling hot hot hot..."

Andy: [from the photo info] "The lovely Rachel Baker is shown here, modeling a HOT Team jacket (size, XL) and a World Championship & Chairman's Award hat. This item can be yours by bidding at the IRI Silent Auction, on July 22-23 in Indianapolis."

Me: "I had no idea you were auctioning off children at IRI!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy, while I fully understand you're smack dab in the middle of your 80's obsession/pre mid-life crisis life stage right now, constantly referring to your child as "Susanna Hoffs" and chasing her around the house in your Bangles t-shirt yelling "Dance for me, Susanna! Walk like an Egyptian for daddy!!!!!" is living a bit too close to the edge of sanity, don't you think?

[JackN]

Daddy when do we get to do something i want to do, first this then that stupid IRI, and then that lame concert with Dean Simmons & the Kamens. Whats next will fly down to atlanta for one of these dumb things.

[Alex Cormier]

"im a little HOT tea pot, heres my handle, heres my spout...."

[JVN]

Thank goodness she looks like her mother.