CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #58

[miketwalker]

Rachel: "Isn't this a lovely jacket...." *oh boy he's not paying attention* "Look at my muscles!!!!" *this is bad* "Ok, whatever you're thinking that is NOT a tail that I have grown...."

[Ashley Christine]

Rachel: "Im feeling hot hot hot.. nah nah nah nah.. Im feeling hot hot hot..."

Andy: [from the photo info] "The lovely Rachel Baker is shown here, modeling a HOT Team jacket (size, XL) and a World Championship & Chairman's Award hat. This item can be yours by bidding at the IRI Silent Auction, on July 22-23 in Indianapolis."

Me: "I had no idea you were auctioning off children at IRI!"

[Travis Hoffman]

Andy, while I fully understand you're smack dab in the middle of your 80's obsession/pre mid-life crisis life stage right now, constantly referring to your child as "Susanna Hoffs" and chasing her around the house in your Bangles t-shirt yelling "Dance for me, Susanna! Walk like an Egyptian for daddy!!!!!" is living a bit too close to the edge of sanity, don't you think?

[JackN]

Daddy when do we get to do something i want to do, first this then that stupid IRI, and then that lame concert with Dean Simmons & the Kamens. Whats next will fly down to atlanta for one of these dumb things.

[nehalita]

Rachel: Hey mom! Remember when you put on the music the other day? Daddy was dancing like THIS
(yea well atleast she looks cute doing it...)

[Amanda Morrison]

And in this photo, Rachel Baker receives a piece of memorabilia from her favorite WFA winner.

[Rich Wong]

Heard at the 2005 IRI Famous Celebrity Fashion Show Fundraiser-

Fashion Show Announcer:
“ Heeeere we have the pretty Rachel, modeling the famous World Championship & Chairman’s Award jacket & cap from the HOT Team 67.
Oh, oh, oh..... They are sooooo chic!
Put your bids in for item # 67; obviously! *snap, snap*

*Applauses*

Neeeext UP on the IRI Cat Walk is..... Dave Lavery!

Mr. Lavery is sporting the famous Blue Hawaiian shirt in which he massacred Amanda in yesterday’s Krispy Kreme Eating Contest.
Dave will personally autograph the shirt to the highest bidder!

*And the crowd goes wild!* "

[Alex Cormier]

"im a little HOT tea pot, heres my handle, heres my spout...."