CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #58

[kjhobin]

Daddy, can I take this jacket off? its HOT in Egypt!

[Gary Dillard]

Rachel: "Daddy, I don't want to wear this jacket. Give me my boa back!"

Announcer: "Please send your tax deductible gift now to 'Save the children of FIRST mentors', and hurry while there's still time to give them a normal life".

[Cyberguy34000]

Known as project X, It's the Tehcnocats secret weapon for the '06 game. Smuggled out of team 67's top secret research lab, Project X is the ultimate in Human Player technology. Engineered for speed, Project X also has the amazing to ability and distract enemy drivers with an egyptian walk and fish face while scoring for the alliance, making Project X an invaluble asset to the Technocats game-winning stratigies.

While some FIRST authorities have questioned the ethical use of super-child abilities in competion, no official announcements have been made. This is actually to be expected, as at competition the refs will most likely decide on the spot about the legality of the situation.

Government officials have also recently gotten involved, mainly the child-abuse and social working agencies. Andy Baker has been arrested and charged with attempting to sell children over the internet for a fundraiser, and for extensive brainwashing. Why else would anyone be doing the egyptian walk?

Amid all of this scandel, teams are wondering, will FIRST ever be the same again?

Project X, coming to a FIRST event near you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[EricS-Team180]

FLAME ON!!!!

...what? ...awwwww DAD!!! not now!

[EddieMcD]

"Whatcha gonna do when Bakermania runs wild on you!?!"

[Kevin Kolodziej]

In this deleted scene from the Andy Baker Survivor audition tape, Andy demonstrates his ability to brainwash others and make them do his bidding. In this example, the victim is his daughter who was made to model some items for the 2005 IRI charity auction while impersonating Andy as a pig wrestler. Perhaps Andy should have given this one a little more thought...

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(first entry in this round of the contest)

Kev

[Ian Curtis]

ALERT. FIRSTERITUS HAS REACHED HIGHEST INFECTED LEVELS EVER.

FIRSTERITUS is a very communicable disease which infects people at 30 regionals and one championship event. However it was recently found to be hereditary and communicable through items. Doctors are not sure if Racheal Baker contacted this serious and non-curable disease from her father (Andrew Baker who reached the highest level of the disease possible for a mentor (WFA winner)) or from the pillow which her father almost bought that contained highly contagious drool from JVN (a seriously infect UFH) in the shape of a seahorse.

[anna~marie]

WHO'S HOT?!

[EricH]

And here we have Rachel modeling the HOTtest jacket around! It keeps you HOT anywhere, anytime!

[KarenH]

After downing 24 Krispy Kremes in record time, the ever-hungry Rachel Baker is ready to challenge Dave Lavery in the all-new 2006 IRI "Best Arms" contest.

[dlavery]

So do you think that if I dress like this, people might think that I am Dave Verbrugge's daughter? Then I could do handstands in front of crowds, ride a cool motorcycle, and use a really cool team truck. Please? Pleeeaaasse? Otherwise, I have to stay here and stick with pig rasslin' (shudder)!

[MissInformation]

"Okay, okay, I'll take care of it... but this is the last time, Dad. I'm your daughter, you know, not some hired goon! After this, you'll need to learn to fight your own battles. So, who am I taking out this time? Dillard? JVN? Billfred? Billfred!!! Well, now that's a different story... let me at 'em... grrr..."