CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #59

[nehalita]

*screams in background: NOOOO*
Announcer: Jenny Beatty has been ingesting dihydrogen monoxide, a deadly fluid that is SO dangerous, the victims do not realize they have been struck until it's too late.
*audience gasps*
Yes. We don't even know the symptoms -- but we have noticed a pattern. Each person who has ingested dihydrogen monoxide tends to advertise this deadly fluid in their right hand and give a weak smile. (*zoom in on Ms. Beatty's tired face*)
This could happen to you if you aren't careful! By your anti-dihydrogen monoxide product today (*sponge is displayed on screen*)
--no people were harmed (yet) in the making of this warning --

[tiffany34990]

lights camera action....

now showing.. model Ms. Beatty..and the greatest thing on Earth.. WATER.. bottle water to be exact..

[EricH]

You better not take this picture. I don't want to ruin your camera again with this water bottle.

(Immediately after this picture was taken, the film was extracted, just in time to escape being drowned by RoboMom pouring water on the camera.)

[Jay Trzaskos]

Mrs. Beatty: (singing to herself) Have water and a smile.

Director: Cut! I said Cut!!! IT's supposed to be a smile Jenny, a smile. Not a smirk... a smile. Let's try one more time... from the top.

[INSPIRATION>] old Coca~Cola ads [/<INSPIRATION]

[Arefin Bari]

Dave: who asked you to bring water? ::eats the KK in 3 bites::

Mrs. Beatty: Amanda did... cause the only thing she is good at during a KK competition is Choking.

[Joe Matt]

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Didn't you say you wonld't use people's Who Am I picture for the caption contest?

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[Billfred]

Originally Posted by JosephM

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Didn't you say you wonld't use people's Who Am I picture for the caption contest?

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<obviously not an entry>

I don't recall ever making that a rule (official or not). I've used several over the past year--Heidi's, Ed's, Dori's, and probably a few others I can't remember. It used to be illegal for folks to enter if it was their picture, but even that was never enforced.

[Kyle Love]

"Water, it's what us Champions drink!"

[Ian Curtis]

Mrs. Beatty: What how'd this water get in my hand?
[announcer voice] We never stop surprising you[/announcer voice= for the uninformed hannaford is a grocery store that has this really annoying jingle whose "punchline" is "We never stop surrrrrprizing youuuuuuuuuuu... Haannnaaforrrdd!!]
Mrs. Beatty [Smiles at Camera and thinks]: Grh. Must be Billfred setting me up for the caption contest. Curse you and your 1337 picture attempt avoidance skills!!!]

[Matt Attallah]

Water and headphones don't mix. Please keep separated...

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(Trust Me - I know 8))