One-upping JVN.

[Brandon Martus]

Yeah, I bet JVN could make it more accurate and less messy.

[Matt Attallah]

JVN = McGuiver for the New Age!

[dlavery]

That is hysterical! I gotta make one of those! But since catsup has been done, I will have to make one for mustard, relish or chopped onions. I can see it now - a whole line of condiment crappers!

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that they actually wipe the catsup bottle's back end with toilet paper?

-dave

[Michael Hill]

Originally Posted by dlavery

That is hysterical! I gotta make one of those! But since catsup has been done, I will have to make one for mustard, relish or chopped onions. I can see it now - a whole line of condiment crappers!

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that they actually wipe the catsup bottle's back end with toilet paper?

-dave

actually...yes...lol

Were those made with vex parts? (with other things attached of course)

[KarenH]

Originally Posted by dlavery

That is hysterical! I gotta make one of those! But since catsup has been done, I will have to make one for mustard, relish or chopped onions. I can see it now - a whole line of condiment crappers!

Is anyone else bothered by the fact that they actually wipe the catsup bottle's back end with toilet paper?

-dave

[laughs with tears in her eyes] Actually, I was wondering what the toilet paper was for.

But, please, do NOT make one for mustard! It stains so easily. Not that it would show up on one of your Hawaiian shirts.

[sanddrag]

Ooh Ooh I know: what about one for whipped cream?

[dlavery]

... or peanut butter!!!!

(now try to get to sleep tonight with that image in your mind)

-dave

[sanddrag]

Originally Posted by dlavery

(now try to get to sleep tonight with that image in your mind)

-dave

It wouldn't have been a problem until you made me think mroe about it by writing in that last line.

[MissInformation]

This whole conversation just isn't right. And I did not just look into my fridge to see what else shouldn't be dispensed this way... (Thai peanut sauce, mango chutney, guacamole dip, A-1 steak sauce).

It's wrong I tell you, wrong!

Heidi

[Billfred]

Geeze, Heidi, I remember your fridge was pretty full, but that may well be more condiments than I've heard of being together in a long time.

(Of course, I attend USC--if you can't work with ketchup, mustard, and mayo, you're up the creek.)

[MissInformation]

Originally Posted by Billfred

Geeze, Heidi, I remember your fridge was pretty full, but that may well be more condiments than I've heard of being together in a long time.

(Of course, I attend USC--if you can't work with ketchup, mustard, and mayo, you're up the creek.)

There's actually more condiments in there than actual food. And most of those condiments have long since passed their expiration date... One of the bottles of peanut sauce is still good, but the mango chutney is at least 6 years old... and I think the guacamole dip has gone south... as for the A-1, it's been a long time since Moo has been cooked in my kitchen. There's a least 7 bottles of hot sauce in there (the funniest one being named Sir Fartsalot hot sauce) as well as half-empty bottle of Orbitz (does anyone remember that drink?), and I'm afraid to even look at the bottom shelf on the door... My refrigerator is an archaeological dig gone bad.

Do you think the people who made that silly invention could invent something to uselessly help clean out my fridge?

Heidi

[Billfred]

Originally Posted by MissInformation

as well as half-empty bottle of Orbitz (does anyone remember that drink?)

As a matter of fact, I do. It was....weird.

I have a bottle of it, still unopened, at home. Complete with link to www.orbitz.com on the cap. (Gee, whatever happened to their domain after it was discontinued? )