CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #61

[xzvrw2]

Music: "If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, id been married long time ago" Big Mike: "Hey its a regular Indiana hoedown"

[KathieK]

Big Mike: "OK, I know it's expensive for Regional Planning Committees to host Team Socials, but this is getting really lame..."

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Big Mike thinks to himself..."I don't know which one to pick this time, so many to hug, so little time!"
Mark sensing the disaster to come reminds himself of the old bear adage..."I don't have to outrun Big Mike, I just have to outrun the girls"

[Rich Kressly]

Big Mike, "Well now, there's something you don't see every day. FIRSTers that actually have rhythm. Every time I try to get jiggy wit it at competition, it looks more like a painfully wounded water buffalo."

[Kyle Love]

Mike: *sings* "where did ya come from where did ya, HI my name is cotton-eyed-joe!"

[Amanda Morrison]

Although Zordon had warned him of the BigMikezilla, the Billy the Blue Power Ranger ran in fear from the beast. Rita had really done it this time. Billy was going to have to call his friends Jason, Trini, Zach, Tommy, and Kimberly to help him defeat the foe.

[EricH]

And the Ultimate Question is: Can Big Mike bear hug multiple people while doing the Cickendance? And, of course the other question is, can he chase Copioli, do the chickendance, and bear hug multiple people all at the same time?

[Rich Wong]

Referee Big Mike: "Wow! Conjoined twins as the human player. Or is that players?
*Confused*
Who's feet do I look at?
*more confused*
I have to check the Triple Play rule book on this one."

[Dorienne]

Girl 1: STOP SWINGING ME!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: That creepy tall guy keeps staring at me...
Girl 2: HAHAHAAHAHA *swings faster*
Girl 1: STOP!
Girl 2: *swings her, accidentally lets go* ....Oops.

[EddieMcD]

"Now... which one is Big Mike again?"


<not an entry>You really can't miss him, can you?</not an entry>

[Alex Cormier]

"ladies, which way is the gym?"

[mechanicalbrain]

Steve Erwin: KRIKY Look at the size of that one! He's a beaut! You almost never see a Mike of that size! He's a real dinosaur he is. Now that he fell for our bait we're going to get some lasos over his arms so he doesn't hug anybody. When a mike goes into a death hug he can easily snap every bone in your body! Its going to take all eight of us to weigh him down so we can tag him and release him back into the wild. He's a BEAST!

[Ian Curtis]

Big Mike: Wow, a two headed man!

(no I'm serious look at Mark Leon [with the yellow hardhat] and the guy in the blue cap)

[DCA Fan]

<not entry>Sad, this is my own picture and I can't think of a proper caption for it!</end>

Mike: Hey ladies....
Mark: An opening! Now I can make my escape without being bearhugged!

[Jay H 237]

While the blondes kept Big Mike distracted workers frantically started setting up the tetra traps in the background to try to trap him once and for all. Needless to say, they only got so far before realizing there just weren't enough tetras to stack high enough to complete this feat.