One-upping JVN.

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Originally Posted by Billfred

Geeze, Heidi, I remember your fridge was pretty full, but that may well be more condiments than I've heard of being together in a long time.

(Of course, I attend USC--if you can't work with ketchup, mustard, and mayo, you're up the creek.)

There's actually more condiments in there than actual food. And most of those condiments have long since passed their expiration date... One of the bottles of peanut sauce is still good, but the mango chutney is at least 6 years old... and I think the guacamole dip has gone south... as for the A-1, it's been a long time since Moo has been cooked in my kitchen. There's a least 7 bottles of hot sauce in there (the funniest one being named Sir Fartsalot hot sauce) as well as half-empty bottle of Orbitz (does anyone remember that drink?), and I'm afraid to even look at the bottom shelf on the door... My refrigerator is an archaeological dig gone bad.

Do you think the people who made that silly invention could invent something to uselessly help clean out my fridge?

Heidi