CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #61

[EricH]

And the Ultimate Question is: Can Big Mike bear hug multiple people while doing the Cickendance? And, of course the other question is, can he chase Copioli, do the chickendance, and bear hug multiple people all at the same time?

[Rich Wong]

Referee Big Mike: "Wow! Conjoined twins as the human player. Or is that players?
*Confused*
Who's feet do I look at?
*more confused*
I have to check the Triple Play rule book on this one."

[Alex Cormier]

"ladies, which way is the gym?"

[mechanicalbrain]

Steve Erwin: KRIKY Look at the size of that one! He's a beaut! You almost never see a Mike of that size! He's a real dinosaur he is. Now that he fell for our bait we're going to get some lasos over his arms so he doesn't hug anybody. When a mike goes into a death hug he can easily snap every bone in your body! Its going to take all eight of us to weigh him down so we can tag him and release him back into the wild. He's a BEAST!

[Ian Curtis]

Big Mike: Wow, a two headed man!

(no I'm serious look at Mark Leon [with the yellow hardhat] and the guy in the blue cap)

[DCA Fan]

<not entry>Sad, this is my own picture and I can't think of a proper caption for it!</end>

Mike: Hey ladies....
Mark: An opening! Now I can make my escape without being bearhugged!

[Jay H 237]

While the blondes kept Big Mike distracted workers frantically started setting up the tetra traps in the background to try to trap him once and for all. Needless to say, they only got so far before realizing there just weren't enough tetras to stack high enough to complete this feat.

[MissInformation]

Big Mike: Geeze, all I said was I have to go put my Winnie the Pooh suit on and everyone panicked!

[Gary Dillard]

Big Mike was able to hide the fact that he forgot to use deodorant, until the chicken dance started. Thankfully the stands quickly cleared, but those on stage were not so lucky; they were overcome by the noxious gas and just started acting goofy.

[Wetzel]

Big Mike is seen preparing to bear hug in a horrible experiment to try and create something with as much energy as Ashlee.

Mark Leon could only run in horror at the thought.

Wetzel

[EricS-Team180]

Big Mike and others check out a 2006 game idea. Using human players as the robots, they demo the extended 30 second autonomous mode square dance

[Dorienne]

Girl 1: STOP SWINGING ME!
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: That creepy tall guy keeps staring at me...
Girl 2: HAHAHAAHAHA *swings faster*
Girl 1: STOP!
Girl 2: *swings her, accidentally lets go* ....Oops.

[EddieMcD]

"Now... which one is Big Mike again?"


<not an entry>You really can't miss him, can you?</not an entry>

[Travis Hoffman]

As the reigning and 25-time undefeated World Champion Dork, Big Mike serves as an honorary referee at the International Geek, Dweeb, and Spaz Championships in Atlanta, GA. Here, we see him judging the winning entry in the "Spaz" category. Mark Leon, realizing he is about to lose his grasp on the coveted title of "America's Spaz", runs to the nearest bathroom to cry the pain away.

[Conor Ryan]

Announcer: Come on Down to Big Mike's rodeo, featuring the toughest robots, th Biggest Bear hug you've ever seen, and of course the biggest square dance this side of the Missisippi. YeeeeeeeHaw!