CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #62

[EddieMcD]

"Talk about 'waking up dead'..."

[Wayne Doenges]

Unable to afford a gold and walnut sarcophagus, Tiffany found a much cheaper alternative.

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Note to self: Next year smaller First Lego League teams, definitely less Legos at competitions and never schedule a competition near a museum of Natural History. Nuts, next year FLL is about water isn't it?!?

[Gary Dillard]

Evidence of team S.P.A.M.'s questionable child labor practices continue to surface since JVN's allegation was first posted. The team denied that students were placed in "the box" for violating team policies, as this picture would indicate. According to one of the mentors, an old bald guy who wished to remain anonymous, "Tiffany just forgot to wear her safety glasses that day, so she was put there for her own protection."

[EricH]

King Tut looks much nicer in his sarcophogus than Tiffany does...

[JackN]

Since they couldn't bury her in beach sand, Spam decided this is the next best alternative.

[EricS-Team180]

Hey Arefin...over here! Gary told me we're gonna ship El Chupie home in this way cool crate! He asked me to climb inside and have a look, and then he "just disappeared". Ary? Ary??? Aaaaaaarrrryyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jay Trzaskos]

Tour Guide - "And here, lady's and gentleman, is a perfect replica of King Toot's... uhh, i mean King Tut's sarcophogus. Done completely in Lego's."

[MissInformation]

"Forget a duct tape prom dress, I'm going for Legos!"

[Conor Ryan]

How to Scout, by Tiff
42.) If you are going up against a tough opponent its imperitive that you get as much information on them as you can. Its ok to use any means necessary, however avoid violence, its not gracious professionalism.

[Squirrelrock]

Yes, i realize that some teams have more time left at the end of build than others, but building this living almost-life-size picture frame for a picture of your girlfriend is going a little too far with the bragging about the leftover time you had and we didn't.

[Rich Wong]

Tiffany tries out the really cool phone booth at the new Legoland-Egypt. There is a reclining version, but people tend to take a long, long time in those phone booths.

[Travis Hoffman]

GAH! Who taped that hideous thing over King Tut's face? Take it off! It's scaring the children!

Put this dude up there instead. He just screams "fun and friendly".

[DCA Fan]

Tiffany- Can I stop smiling now? It's starting to hurt....guys? GUYS?!! Where are you going?

[Billfred]

Well, I guess folks really got wrapped up in this one.

(thank you, thank you, I'm here all week)

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by nehalita

Tiffany's a mummy?! (Is it a boy or a girl...?)

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz

Note to self: Next year smaller First Lego League teams, definitely less Legos at competitions and never schedule a competition near a museum of Natural History. Nuts, next year FLL is about water isn't it?!?

Honorable mentions go to...
1) dlavery
2) Dorienne 007
3) Rich Wong
4) EricS-Team180
5) Jay H 237
6) xzvrw2
7) Bcahn836
8) T. Hoffman
9) EddieMcD
10) kjhobin
11) MissInformation
12) Squirrelrock

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by the old bald guy

Evidence of team S.P.A.M.'s questionable child labor practices continue to surface since JVN's allegation was first posted. The team denied that students were placed in "the box" for violating team policies, as this picture would indicate. According to one of the mentors, an old bald guy who wished to remain anonymous, "Tiffany just forgot to wear her safety glasses that day, so she was put there for her own protection."

Here's the scores:

Nehalita	33
MissInformation	30
EddieMcD	29
Gary Dillard	29
Jay Trzaskos	24
Rich Wong	23
Jay H 237	22
“Big Mike”	20
KathieK	19
EricH	19
Arefin Bari	18
Al Skierkiewicz	17
Dlavery	17
EricS-Team180	17
Amanda Morrison	16
T. Hoffman	16
Dorienne 007	14
Bcahn836	13
Koko Ed	11
Kyle45	11
1derboy	11
Xzvrw2	10
Andy Baker	9
Ashley Christine	9
DCA Fan	9
Icurtis	8
Pat McCarthy	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Brandy836	6
JVN	6
Miketwalker	6
JosephM	6
Alex Cormier	6
Conor Ryan	6
Kjhobin	6
KarenH	4
RoboMom	4
Squirrelrock	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Greencactus3	4
Tiffany34990	4
Goober!!!	4
Mechanicalbrain	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Richardp	3
Ryan Foley	3
Andrew Rudolph	2
Elgin Clock	2
Kevin Kolodziej	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Denman	2
Greg Needel	2
Liz C	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Budda648	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Sciguy125	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wayne Doenges	1
Wilshire	1

Onward!