CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #63

[EddieMcD]

"What? I can't build a robot out of this!"

[Wayne Doenges]

This will look great on my mantle. Wait, I don't have a mantle. I guess I'll have to build one. But what's a great mantle without a fireplace. This is going to cost me a small fortune. Thank alot guys (said sarcastically)

[Dorienne]

"Kids, my biological clock went dead a long time ago..."

(I know this is terrible, it's all I could think of...sorry if it's mean. It's a pure joke.)

[Jessica Boucher]

In order to make a smoother transition into retirement, "The Wife" (Pal's wife Jane) has given him a clock that chimes just like the Watertown High School bells.

Current settings include:
-Time to feed the cows
-Time to feed "the girls" (his chickens)
-Time to finish building the house
-Time to quit bugging the wife

[Al Skierkiewicz]

Just what every Firster wants, yearns for, dreams about, a device to stop time during the build season. I have finally have it!

Good Luck Pal!

[sciguy125]

Robotics team: $10,000
Table to put stuff on: $20
Six lawn chairs: $60
Fancy looking clock: $100
Having Billfred sacrifice you to ChiefDelphi: priceless

[Goober!!!]

A Clock??? The only reason of a clock is for the count down for the shiping date of the robot!!!

[Gary Dillard]

Shortly after Pal claimed that he could juggle a mantle clock and a helium balloon at the same time, team 237 realized that his decision to retire was in everyone's best interest.

[Squirrelrock]

Originally Posted by Gary Dillard

Shortly after Pal claimed that he could juggle a mantle clock and a helium balloon at the same time, team 237 realized that his decision to retire was in everyone's best interest.

But it was when the team realized that Pal thought the clock was the balloon and the balloon was the clock and couldn't figure out why the clock wouldn't fly when he let go of it that it really clicked that they were glad this guy had been "kicked"* from the team.

*(read: he retired, im just trying to rhyme)

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No offense intended to any persons involved
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[JackN]

"What do you mean it is time I left"

[EricS-Team180]

As part of an old 237 tradition, Carll pumped his fist into the air and tossed the mantle clock over his left shoulder. Whoever caught it would be the new team leader!

[DCA Fan]

Yes! Something got done on time!

[Eugenia Gabrielov]

"DAAAAAAAAAANG! It feels good to be a gangsta!"

[Arefin Bari]

Carll: Now it's time for the clock. Start bidding.

Elgin (in the back): I feel special, I am being announced.

Ted: This would be the ONLY time.

Scott (bids): 50 CENTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Kevin Kolodziej]

"I bet the gears and springs inside this thing would feel right at home in our transmission next year! Afterall, the clock is off the shelf..er, mantle."