Arrrr!! It be robot pirate jokes!!

[Lisa Perez]

Ah-OI matey, what're ya doin'?

Putting the ARRR-C on this here robot

(That was really bad... I had to say it, though )

[artdutra04]

Originally Posted by KenWittlief

Sunday the 19th?! what are you using, a Mayan calender?

This thread was started last year... that's why the dates are off. But here's another joke for the thread:

Q. How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A. A buck-an-ear

Bad joke, I know...

[Andrew Blair]

arrgh, I succumbed to the power of google the pirate on this one.


a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

[dubious elise]

...I think that this explains why our waiter at Applebee's was cracking so many pirate jokes last Friday night...

On a sidenote, I would add a joke, but Greg Needel and Dave Lavery seem to have "taken" my only two.

[Greg McCoy]

http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000413059419/

[John Wanninger]

What's a pirate's favorite robotics tournament?

Aye-arrrrrrrrrr-aye, matey!

[KenWittlief]

Talk like a pirate day be over now
so get back to your ordinary mundain lives

and leave the raping and pillaging and the gouging and backstabbing to those who know what they are doing

the oil companies!

$75 for a tank of gas, brings a tear to this old sea dog! Even Blackbeard himself was never so bold.