CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #64

[mechanicalbrain]

STRETCH! AND 1 AND 2 AND 3.... NOW THE OTHER ARM!
Due to the students lack of endurance during nationals team 222 has enacted its own exercise program. It was comprised of Box Stretches, Tetra Weight Training, and Pizza Arm Flexes. On the whole it was not successful.

[Amanda Morrison]

HEIL RUBBERMAID!

[Dorienne]

Teacher: Okay children! Time to measure your heights...Braaaad, no cheating! Put your arms down!

[nehalita]

But my teddy is in THAT one. Mommy...
(grown in appearance, child at heart....wait...grown in appearance? maybe we'll just stick to child...)

[Arefin Bari]

The kid: Duuuuudddeeeeeeee ... you know why girls want me so bad? Cause my stack is big.

Brad: Stop dreaming... robot did that.

[EricH]

Amazing!!!! 222 built an ANDROID with artificial intelligence that actually looks like a human!! The only thing I can't figure out is, how it figured out how to build the stack higher than it could reach with its programming or lack thereof...

[Jay H 237]

What do you mean the cieling is suspended by itself? I don't need this stack of totes to hold it up?

[Dave Scheck]

In an engineering breakthrough, it was found that blue totes were a valid replacement for steel supports.

[Bcahn836]

Watch closely as this amazing robotics magician makes these 10 boxes disappear.
"Alakazam alaka. . . umm does any one know the rest of it?"

[dlavery]

I went fishing, and caught a fish that was TTHHHHIIIISSSSS big!!!

[Squirrelrock]

It's the newest thing in Disco accessories! At almost ceiling height, it can hold up your disco ball anywhere you go! And it makes the perfect centerpiece for any FIRST DISCO, as it is made from leftover non-damaged pieces from the 2003 game!

Get yours now, for only $100 per box! Thats a bargain, considering that it takes forever to find any unbroken boxes from 03.

[KathieK]

Student in charge of team travel: I think if we put one student per box they'll all fit into the shipping crate and we can save a ton of money on transportation to and from competitions...

Brad: I'm not sure that they'll all fit, but THIIISSS MANY should! That'll cover at least the drive team! And maybe the pit crew, too!