CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65

[Bcahn836]

Lady in backround- "When I was your age, pvc and aluminum wasn't invented yet and we built our robots out of wood and twine"

[kjhobin]

lady: I told you to build the field out of METAL not wood you moron!

[Jay H 237]

[guy in yellow shirt] "What do you mean you want me to put on a hat?!"

[woman pointing at his head] "I'm having trouble seeing with the glare from the lights!"

[Dorienne]

Lady in background: YOU DID THIS! YOU CAUSED THAT TETRA TO GET CAUGHT ON THE ROBOT! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Man: Lady...one, I don't know you; two, I didn't do that. The tetra is supposed to be picked up by the robot. It's not accidental.

Lady: Oh. Well, carry on then good man.

Man: Whatever.

[DCA Fan]

Lady in the Background: See what you did? The glare from your head kept that robot from grabbing a vision tetra!

Man: You want to take this outside? Because I can go right now.

[KathieK]

Teacher Lady in the Background: "Young man, didn't I warn you back in 3rd grade that if you didn't start paying attention in class, you'd never get very far in life? Look at you! All grown up and still playing with toys!"

[sciguy125]

Lady in background: Back in my day, we didn't have robots to move our tetras around. We had to carry them into the city ourselves. The cold snow froze our feet while the sun hot baked our heads. We were too poor to buy shoes and hats. And we had to go uphill, both ways.

[Wayne Doenges]

Team 340, misinterpreting the rules, invented the Tetra-pult. Using it's vision system it can throw a tetra onto any pointed object. Tragically a woman was injured when she inadvertently raised her index finger to point at something.

[EricH]

Man in dark sweatshirt: Come on you guys, that's not in the loading zone!

::Robot closes in on loader::

Woman in background: Now what did I tell you about contact??? You go take twenty laps around the field right now!

::Robot dies::

Man in dark sweatshirt: All right, who pulled the plug?

[Greg Needel]

man in yellow " well there goes our transmission again"

women holding up finger " i told you we should have followed Joe's nothing but DeWalts, instead of trying to do things our own way"

<not an entry: i know everyone in this picture but chose not to use their names to protect the inocent >

[Jay Trzaskos]

Soon after this photograph was taken the drivers, for old time sake, tried to see if they could get the robot up the six inch steps. Luckily, only one person was injured. The moral of the story, never point at people when you are talking to them, and always wear your safety glasses.

[Gary Dillard]

I TOLD you it was a good idea to split up the students from the engineers and let each group design and build a robot. Now if the engineers can finish theirs in the 3 weeks left before the ship date, we'll let them battle it out; otherwise, we go with this one from the students.

[Andy Baker]

sung by lady, as she crosses her legs back and forth every two beats:

"One singular sensation, every little step she takes
One thrilling combination, every move that she makes"

AB

[xzvrw2]

white paper in the background:
things to do:
1. design a gripper
2. build a gripper
3. take a picture of our robot so it can be used in the caption contest
4. take over the world
5. get some slurpies

[Travis Hoffman]

Lady to bald guy: "My good man, I dare say your barren pate is reminiscent of that of a young college student I met at Clarkson U back in '04. His intellect was unsurpassed; alas, his personality was as uninspiring as his hygiene was appalling. What was his name again? I do believe it was Johnny Goon.... Care for some tea and crumpets?"

Bald Guy: "No, thank you, milady, I'm on Atkins." (secretly thinks to himself "I always thought I looked like Gary Dillard, a horrific fact that has tortured my soul for years.")