CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #65

[EricH]

Man in dark sweatshirt: Come on you guys, that's not in the loading zone!

::Robot closes in on loader::

Woman in background: Now what did I tell you about contact??? You go take twenty laps around the field right now!

::Robot dies::

Man in dark sweatshirt: All right, who pulled the plug?

[Greg Needel]

man in yellow " well there goes our transmission again"

women holding up finger " i told you we should have followed Joe's nothing but DeWalts, instead of trying to do things our own way"

<not an entry: i know everyone in this picture but chose not to use their names to protect the inocent >

[Jay Trzaskos]

Soon after this photograph was taken the drivers, for old time sake, tried to see if they could get the robot up the six inch steps. Luckily, only one person was injured. The moral of the story, never point at people when you are talking to them, and always wear your safety glasses.

[Gary Dillard]

I TOLD you it was a good idea to split up the students from the engineers and let each group design and build a robot. Now if the engineers can finish theirs in the 3 weeks left before the ship date, we'll let them battle it out; otherwise, we go with this one from the students.

[Andy Baker]

sung by lady, as she crosses her legs back and forth every two beats:

"One singular sensation, every little step she takes
One thrilling combination, every move that she makes"

AB

[Al Skierkiewicz]

"I told you this game wasn't a crowd pleaser! Where's the lights, where's the pizazz, where's the glitter? Why am I even talking to you?"

[Arefin Bari]

Team 340: seee... only ours can go to the loading zone and pick up a tetra at this point (4 weeks of build), wooooo.

Team 71: No you are not. Wait a minute, ya you are...

<not an entry> keep in mind team 71 only got tetras from the Human player. Also keep in mind, there were teams who were doing what team 340 was doing by the 4 weeks of build season </not an entry>

[Ian Curtis]

Lady: For the last time, the phrase "Dave says that's Pimp" cannot be used without expressive permission from Dave.

[xzvrw2]

white paper in the background:
things to do:
1. design a gripper
2. build a gripper
3. take a picture of our robot so it can be used in the caption contest
4. take over the world
5. get some slurpies

[Kyle Love]

"Yes lady...it really does GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR down the field at 34.0 FPS"

[EddieMcD]

Bystander #1: "Behold the sight of people standing by the field, cheering their team on."

Bystander #2: "But they're all sitting."

Bystander #1: "Oh, they just don't want that lady in back to feel bad."

Bystander #2: "Why? What happened?"

Bystander #1: "She can't stand because she pulled a quad."

[rees2001]

Ok people, If you want what was really being said I can tell you. I was the man behind the camera.

Man in yellow shirt: Our robot looks like a hunk of junk but it is still better than yours (he's from 1405).

Woman pointing: Listen Tom, if it wasn't for us you wouldn't even have an arm.

Man in yellow shirt: you wanna go right now lin?


Lady in black sweatshirt: It's 4AM on ship day and I still don't have any idea what this game is about.

Lady in light sweater: it's 4AM? I bet the kids are getting hungry we should start thinking about doing a Nick Tahoe's run for some plates.

Guy in black sweatshirt: UMMMM Tahoe's

Kid Driving robot: Mr. Rees is it too late to build a new robot?


John still back in classroom: I'm right here

[Travis Hoffman]

Lady to bald guy: "My good man, I dare say your barren pate is reminiscent of that of a young college student I met at Clarkson U back in '04. His intellect was unsurpassed; alas, his personality was as uninspiring as his hygiene was appalling. What was his name again? I do believe it was Johnny Goon.... Care for some tea and crumpets?"

Bald Guy: "No, thank you, milady, I'm on Atkins." (secretly thinks to himself "I always thought I looked like Gary Dillard, a horrific fact that has tortured my soul for years.")

[nehalita]

Lady: The color of the tetra is r-r-r-r-r...r-r-r-r-r-...reee...Reee....ugh blue! the color of the tetra is blue...

Guy: You know...sometimes it's better to just keep quiet...

[Billfred]

Alright, alright, I know it's late. But better late than never.

First place goes to:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Team 340, misinterpreting the rules, invented the Tetra-pult. Using it's vision system it can throw a tetra onto any pointed object. Tragically a woman was injured when she inadvertently raised her index finger to point at something.

Second place goes to:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

sung by lady, as she crosses her legs back and forth every two beats:

"One singular sensation, every little step she takes
One thrilling combination, every move that she makes"

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Alex Cormier
2) Bcahn836
3) Jay H 237
4) Dorienne 007
5) EddieMcD
6) sciguy125
7) KathieK
8) xzvrw2
9) Jay Trzaskos
10) DCA Fan

And the burn award...

Originally Posted by T. Hoffman

Lady to bald guy: "My good man, I dare say your barren pate is reminiscent of that of a young college student I met at Clarkson U back in '04. His intellect was unsurpassed; alas, his personality was as uninspiring as his hygiene was appalling. What was his name again? I do believe it was Johnny Goon.... Care for some tea and crumpets?"

Bald Guy: "No, thank you, milady, I'm on Atkins." (secretly thinks to himself "I always thought I looked like Gary Dillard, a horrific fact that has tortured my soul for years.")

Which means the scores are....

Gary Dillard	37
EddieMcD	35
Nehalita	34
MissInformation	32
Jay Trzaskos	29
Dlavery	28
Jay H 237	28
Rich Wong	27
Amanda Morrison	26
KathieK	25
EricH	24
Arefin Bari	22
“Big Mike”	20
Dorienne 007	20
EricS-Team180	20
Al Skierkiewicz	19
T. Hoffman	19
Bcahn836	18
Icurtis	16
Wayne Doenges	15
Andy Baker	14
Xzvrw2	14
Kyle45	13
1derboy	13
Koko Ed	12
DCA Fan	12
JosephM	10
Alex Cormier	10
Ashley Christine	9
Kjhobin	8
Mechanicalbrain	8
Pat McCarthy	7
DanielBCR	7
Dave Scheck	7
Brandy836	6
JVN	6
Miketwalker	6
Squirrelrock	6
Conor Ryan	6
Goober!!!	5
KarenH	4
Kevin Kolodziej	4
RoboMom	4
Cyberguy34000	4
Greencactus3	4
Sciguy125	4
Tiffany34990	4
Spears312	4
Rich Kressly	3
Richardp	3
Ryan Foley	3
Greg Needel	3
Adam Richards	2
Andrew Rudolph	2
Elgin Clock	2
Jessica Boucher	2
Kyle	2
Meredith343MiM	2
Ogre	2
Denman	2
Liz C	2
Wetzel	2
anna~marie	1
Barry Bonzack	1
Ben Lauer	1
Bill_Hancoc	1
Budda648	1
Eugenia Gabrielov	1
First degree	1
John Wanninger	1
KyleGilbert45	1
Lisa Perez	1
Matt Attallah	1
Termite233	1
Tytus Gerrish	1
Wilshire	1
Rees2001	1

Onward!