Your most random quote ever

[sure_smile]

there are lots, but here's a few

"I hope they don't catch us in here screwing." (after some stuff fell off the robot in the early days of last build season)

"Be alert - the world needs more lerts"

"does it work?"
"yes"
"*squeal* really ?!?"
"no..."

[Redneck]

"Gah, this ain't rocket science, I'm just cutting a pie! It should NOT be this difficult!"

[Joe J.]

Here are a few:

“I’m a FREAKIN’ mentor, I can walk on FREAKIN’ water” Heebe Geebe (Not2b)

"So Jagadics would kneel down and we would hear a wimper like someone ran over a small puppy. Then and only then would we realize that poor Joe sat on a steel shaving the wrong way."

“Thanks for the Root Beer…Satin!”

Not Relating to FIRST:

“If a major production company can spent 130 million dollars to make the worst piece of crap sci-fi movie, imagine what kind of damage you and your three buddies could do with your dad’s camcorder and a three dollar tape.” - Science Fiction teacher

“I hope you all had a good weekend. If you didn’t you can try again in five days.” -Honors Debate teacher

[Bharat Nain]

there is a new one like everyday

corey: oh wait trevor is in baseball
bharat: thats all you think of
corey: ya you know me all too well
bharat: that sounds like we are old buddies who went hunting together.
corey: there we go, the most random quote of the day


i think it was the air in school.. a lot of us did not feel well.

[Kims Robot]

I thought too much in high school....

"If everything is possible, there is the possibility that something is impossible..."

::sigh::

[nehalita]

"why do people say shut up anyways? why would you mention up when you're bringing them down? you should really say shut down -- of course you'd probably have to wait a long time if you're by windows..."

[Billfred]

From one of the most legendary mentors in first...

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

please take the time to kick me in the butt.

(Find that in the spotlights and view the original post, and it makes a lot more sense.)

[Saru29]

I have just stuffed mounds of moldy peanut butter i found in my nose in my shoes for school tommorow! -an origianal soiyo saru quote! 5/3/04

[LordBritten]

its all fun and games until someone losses an eye...and then it's ping pong!!

[anna~marie]

just for the records, I wasn't the one to say this...

If I were Ashely I would walk around naked.

[Sakura141]

(During Psychology when the meditation video told us to slowly bring our minds back with the waves and what not)

"Treat your mind like a puppy, Bring it back gently, don't beat it with a stick."

(My Psych teacher actually told me to say that to see how deep people actually got into their meditations.)

"Oh My God... It all makes sense to me now! Duct Tape really does stick to everything..." *has duct tape stuck to my hair*

[LordBritten]

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

[bombadier337]

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?"
-Edgar Bergen

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
- Mat Lauer, Today Show, NBC

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

[Cody Carey]

This isn't really random, because it happens frequently...

Me: " Why are you trying to pull my pants down ?!?!?!?!"
<Insert Friend Name>: " Nobody is touching you..."
Me: "That is IRRELEVANT, KNAVE!!!"
<Insert Friend Name>: "But you aren't even wea-"
ME: " I'm hungry ... ... ... ... For food. N' Stuff."

And my favorite tidbit of randomness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBHLrpn07G4
DISCLAIMER: This is strange humor... And is somewhat depressing... so if You are offended by trivial knives, then please don't follow the link.

I just thought it was random...

[anna~marie]

Wasn't me but freshman year...
"I wonder if the ice cream machine (like a pop dispenser) will give me change for a $20"
Needless to say it didn't