Your most random quote ever

[LordBritten]

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

[bombadier337]

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?"
-Edgar Bergen

"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researches also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
- Mat Lauer, Today Show, NBC

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President

[Squirrelrock]

Originally Posted by The Broox, as of sometime last year...

The yellow potatoe sat on the stump, but it's ok, cause I still have my cheesewhiz. On Tuesday, I'm gonna jump off of my roof, and land in China, all with my eyes closed. One day, this guy came up to me and said, "I'm gonna hurt you in your face." I turned around and said, "Well I'm gonna kill you in your face." Man, I showed him!

I have no clue where this came from, and I'm almost ashamed to say I've memorized it.

[MissInformation]

"Did you just make me copy popsicles?" said in indignation and rather silly sounding when taken out of contex.

Heidi

[mechanicalbrain]

uhh it would be this one!

I saw this on www.despair.com. This is so true if its the end of build season and people are working until the wee hours of the morning, foods been on a table for a couple hours, and your tired from helping move large quantities of metal!

[LordBritten]

Baggo is Here, Baggo is there, OMG Bagoo is Every Were!!

"The opptimist thinks a glass is half full. The pessimist believes it is half empty. The engineer believes the glass was designed twice the necessary size."

"Love is like a flower- even the most beautiful kind dies" -Till Lindermann (singer of Rammstein)

[Jaine Perotti]

"Nerf gun!"
-- Me (and Dillon)

[Laura 1547]

okay i was talking to Bryan from 1305 one day...

Bryan: I was going to go out but all my plans just seemed to disappear.
Laura: Like when you pull the plug in a bathtub full of water?
Bryan: .......no....not quite...

I don't even know why i said it, it was just spur of the moment but it still makes me laugh. And Bryan when you read this...yes i still remember that!!!

[Wayne Doenges]

My favorite;

"Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most"

Others:

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into intakes."
"If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving."
"Totally and completely eliminate repetitive redundancy"
"There comes a time, in every project, when you should shoot the engineers and start production."
"I know engineers, they love to change things." Quote from Star Trek I

[Jay Trzaskos]

Around 4am one morning last year-
"Oh no, What time does Sergi's close?" (Sergi's is the best pizza in potsdam)
... slight pause "I dont know...whats the number for Sergi's?"
about 5 minutes later... "wait, does anyone here even have a phone?"
this was followed by the sounds of 7 college kids diving to their bags to look for a cell phone.

also

"For the last time, hippies are not acceptable pets!!!"

[CmptrGk]

this happend in the car pool after bash.

i said this "everying is better when its shiny. *pause* except a hamburger."
i could barely keep my eyes open that night.

[LordBritten]

Spontaneous combustion could happen to anyone. At any time. Do YOU know where the nearest fire extinguisher is located?

[Nica F.]

we're standing around in robotics, and:

boy on my team: I bet you 20 dollars you can't kick my butt (litterally)


im proud to say i won 20 dollars that day.