CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #67

[artdutra04]

After spending too much time working with robots, some members of the FIRST community have been spotted trying to imitate winning robots. Hence, the "flopping" function.

[Travis Hoffman]

Fortunately for Patrick and his new best friend, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (and can usually be reversed by a judge the next morning, if desired). Unfortunately for Patrick, that rule only applies if there aren't any cameras around.

"I swear there were three of them last night!" Pat said as he left the courthouse looking as if he had just been run over by the HOT Hummer. "I thought I was the Mac Daddy of Triple Play, scorin' [tetras] with some triplets! When I woke up this morning and realized there was only one of them, I had to break it off. My "mad operator skillz" are just too great to be wasted on a single robot. I know one thing, though - no more Red Bull and Krispy Kremes at 2 AM for me!"

[xzvrw2]

The wedding was very nice.

[EricH]

Pat: Move over Dave! My ONLY car is a robot!

[mechanicalbrain]

Pat: I love the way your LEDs sparkle and how silky your cables feel.
HOTBOT: But what will our parents say?

[Jay H 237]

"Dibbs!"


(If you've seen that Saturn employee discount commercial you'll know what I mean )