Worst Movie Ever

[KenWittlief]

I think the worst 'sitting through' movie i ever saw was Walking Tall (the original, back in the 70s?)

The violence was all the more gutwrenching because the movie was based on a real story -and it was unusually long for movies back then

I remember sitting there thinking "Isnt this movie EVER going to end?"

[angelc24]

Napoleon Dynamite was horrible and the worst part is I have friends who wont stop talking about it! They loved it.

IT has to be the thee stupidest movie I have ever seen. I thought it was going to be scary down to the core because i hate clowns...but it was like a fake horror movie. anyone can see it...believe me it wont scare you...i acutally laughed.

[Andy A.]

Prozac Nation.

*ducks angry mob of woman*

-Andy A.

[Ian Curtis]

Snow Walker.
[SPOILER]



It's about this pilot who crashes in alaska who get's saved by an inuit girl he happens to pick up to take to a hospital. It ends kind of abruptly with his funeral (everyone think's he's dead) and occasionally showing him walking towards these inuits. And then it ends and the credits come. I watched the credits hoping that after the credits the movie would end. It did not.

[santosh]

Kung-Pow. HORRIBLE

[Timmyd]

I'm sorry to say but i saw the movie spice world you know from that pop group which i do not dare repeat their name and glitter featuring Myrah carry or just about any pop singers movie as it has already been said Gilli

[dlavery]

Then I take it that none of you has ever actually sat through either "Star Slammer" or "Eegah." The former was characterized as "cheap and relentlessly stupid" - and that was from the director! The latter is one of the most infamous pieces of crap ever captured on celluloid - Richard Kiel's greatest embarrassment. These films cause actual physical pain when watched.

-dave

[dubious elise]

I think I have to toss in a chip for "Wedding Crashers". It was unnecessarily lewd and remarkably uningenious considering the (usually) great cast of comedians that were involved in the project. Making people so uncomfortable that they are forced to blush and squeak out bawdy laughs just isn't the way that humor is supposed to operate.

"Titanic" also goes on my own "never to be seen again" list. I didn't want to see it when I was 10 and I sure don't want to see it now. Taking amazing footage and reconstruction of a ship and tossing a cheesy love story into it just doesn't cut it for me.

In all honesty, the less obscenity and the more sight humor, the better the film. Sorry to butt heads with you once again Cory, but I loved "Napoleon Dynamite" and "Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail" both very much. Yes, they start slowly, but the way I see it, it is the fine details that count.

[MissInformation]

Okay, first. I have to say that I like a lot of bad movies, movies such as "Toxic Avenger" and "Class of Nuke em' High", and "Death Race 2000"... they're fun to watch! But some movies just should not have been made, like "Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe", which had that wrestler, Jesse Ventura as the star. Worse acting ever. And then there's this horror movie from 1972 called "Pigs," which is about some pigs who got loose and ate a passed out drunk in a field and have craved human flesh ever since, a delicacy their owner decides to provide them with. The pigs were the best actors in that movie.

Heidi

[Cory]

Originally Posted by dubious elise

I think I have to toss in a chip for "Wedding Crashers".

I guess we just can't agree

I thought this movie was hilarious. Then again, that's a portion of the humor I enjoy.

I think you just can't go wrong with anything that has Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn in it

[663.keith]

I would have to agree that "manos the hands of fate" was the all time worst movie I have ever seen!

Although "Santa Claus conquers the martians" was pretty bad as well

[KenWittlief]

There were several movies that came out in the early 70's that apparently were designed to make the audience puke. They started a trend: when you got your tickets they handed you barf bags.

I cant remember any of the titles off hand. One was about the torture used in the middle ages, others were slasher films.

I never went to see any of them, but a few of my friends did. Ill bet if you saved those barf bags you could sell them now on ebay for a lot of $$$.

OK: Google is my friend today. one was called 'mark of the devil'

EDIT: I found a less,umm... objectional review of the movie:
http://www.elipsiselectronics.com/ItemId/B0002Y69V8

[KelliV]

Originally Posted by DCA Fan

Hm though I didn't see Gigli (did anyone???) I hear that was pretty bad.

Gigli was absolutly horrible. Every 6 words was a swear and every third word was baywatch. It was so bad. I want my 7.50 and two hours back!

The only movie worse than that one was Spinal Tap. I had to watch that for a class this summer. So horrible. Nothing can replace the time & brain cells melted by watching that movie.

The new Jumangi movie looks pretty bad as well.

[KenWittlief]

Spinal Tap? !!!!!!

that movie is a classic. Many people thought it was a documentary about a real band, and one band (I forget which one) thought the movie was about them, and threatened to sue Rob Reiner.

Spinal tap = pure genius (but you have to keep in mind, its a fine line between genius and stupidity).

on a scale of 1 to 10, Tap goes to 11 :^)