True things heard at college.

[Kiwi_queen]

"Anyone who knows this information deserves a beer. But anyone who actually uses this information *needs* a beer." ~ my networking professor

"These examples are useless. When is anyone ever gonna care whether they pay exactly $13 for apples and bananas? Now, when I get problems like this, I imagine I'm a crack dealer and I'm trying to figure out how much of the good stuff to mix in with the fake stuff." ~ my math professor

"He can't be biased! His writing is so monotone!" ~ kid in my English class, in response to reading Sigmund Freud

"Ok, I want you each to write a perfect paragraph, and then I want you to get into small groups and try to prove to everyone why your paragraph is perfect." ~ English professor
"But if the paragraph is perfect, we don't need to prove it. We already know it is" ~ same kid who figured Freud couldn't be biased on account of monotonality