Funny things teachers/professors have said

[Alexa Stott]

Originally Posted by calhounian

actually the algebra graphing one (which i was told from a different class) was

student: but mr. ::insert teacher name hear:: we can't graph that one because the values are too big

teacher: well maybe you cant graph it, but i can, because *pulls down large coordinate plane* i have a big one!

Okay, here is what really happened, since neither of you guys got it right...

Girl: But those numbers don't fit on our graph paper!
Teacher: Well, you guys won't have to graph equations with numbers as big as those. But I can because I have a big thing.

I was there, so I would know! BWAH!

During orchestra class last year...
Teacher [to our bass player]: If you do not shut up right now, I'm going to stuff you into your bass! And I won't even bother to take off the back; I'll just shove you right through the f-hole!