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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Luckily for David Kelly, he had just gotten out of the DS&TK's concert, so he was already partially deaf. He would later recall hearing a high-pitched buzzing in his ear, we still arent sure if it was the alarm or DJ's voice on the phone.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
David: OPEN SESAME!!! *waits* I'd better do this myself. *opens door* Time to go. *Security officers arrive.* BUSTED.
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*Shortly after this photo was taken*
David: What you can't do this to me, you can't you can't I'm JVN, you can't do this JVN, I am JVN! I am JVN (fades off as Kelly is dragged away)" Police Officer: How Sad, another young individual on a caffiene rush and FIRST high. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
"I always wanted to do this during an awards ceremony, you know??? You oughta see how fast people are leaving this venue, it's awesome!"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can't prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
while alarm is sounding: "can you hear me now....good"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Mysterious voice in the background- " This ladies and gentlemen is the new 007 James Bond Mr. David Kelly.
"Sirens" well umm maybe not." |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
" i still cant hear you good, now i hear some car alarm or somehting, let me go all the way outside."
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Hooray for literacy!
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OK! I deactivated the alarms, and I gassed the judges. Now spare the quick robot in here
I mean, get the robot spare quick in here... the spare robot.. in here....quick ...... I think I inhaled some of the nitrous oxide |
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[/not part of entry - Wilma update #1: I got power Saturday night but still no internet at home]
The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores. |
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"I don't need to read, I'm an engineer. Everything we do is in abbreviations!"
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