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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
*Shortly after this photo was taken*
David: What you can't do this to me, you can't you can't I'm JVN, you can't do this JVN, I am JVN! I am JVN (fades off as Kelly is dragged away)" Police Officer: How Sad, another young individual on a caffiene rush and FIRST high. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
"I always wanted to do this during an awards ceremony, you know??? You oughta see how fast people are leaving this venue, it's awesome!"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
This is the reason Dave was turned down for the latest shuttle mission. NASA is just funny that way, you can't prop the door open in space no matter how much better the reception is.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
while alarm is sounding: "can you hear me now....good"
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Mysterious voice in the background- " This ladies and gentlemen is the new 007 James Bond Mr. David Kelly.
"Sirens" well umm maybe not." |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
" i still cant hear you good, now i hear some car alarm or somehting, let me go all the way outside."
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Hooray for literacy!
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OK! I deactivated the alarms, and I gassed the judges. Now spare the quick robot in here
I mean, get the robot spare quick in here... the spare robot.. in here....quick ...... I think I inhaled some of the nitrous oxide |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
[/not part of entry - Wilma update #1: I got power Saturday night but still no internet at home]
The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
"I don't need to read, I'm an engineer. Everything we do is in abbreviations!"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you. You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
The effects of a long day at the scoring table combine: Red-blue colorblindness+only being able to read numbers=ALARM!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....
*TEN MINUTES LATER......* *Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal! Last edited by Travis Hoffman : 03-11-2005 at 16:52. |
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