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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Hooray for literacy!
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OK! I deactivated the alarms, and I gassed the judges. Now spare the quick robot in here
I mean, get the robot spare quick in here... the spare robot.. in here....quick ...... I think I inhaled some of the nitrous oxide |
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[/not part of entry - Wilma update #1: I got power Saturday night but still no internet at home]
The evidence shows that the accuracy of realtime scoring is a direct function of the realtime observation skills of those who are responsible for posting the scores. |
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"I don't need to read, I'm an engineer. Everything we do is in abbreviations!"
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
You tell someone the moon is 250,000 miles away and they believe you.
You tell someone the sun is 10,000 degress and they believe you. You tell someone an alarm will sound if they open this door and they just got to try it themselves. |
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The effects of a long day at the scoring table combine: Red-blue colorblindness+only being able to read numbers=ALARM!
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Dude, my free gift from the Austin Powers Fan Club finally arrived today. What's that?....Yes, that free gift. I'm holding it right now.....What?....Hey, it's too loud in here, let me go out back......OK, say again?.....Oh, right.....yes, it really is made in Sweden!.........Does it work???....Well, I don't know. I haven't tried it out yet. Let me call you back in a few minutes....
*TEN MINUTES LATER......* *Calls his friend* Dude! Guess what?! I just put this thing on our robot, and it kicks butt as a vacuum-generating device! Yeahhhh, baby! Skoal! Last edited by Travis Hoffman : 03-11-2005 at 16:52. |
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #69
Quote:
*NOT AN ENTRY* EWWW....... |
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Dude... here comes Amanda. She is ticked that we are using this door. I saw her this morning, kicking some butt in the Armory parking lot and I don't want to get on her bad side. Oh... ut oh... she is picking up a wrench. I better go.
Andy B. |
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<not part of entry> the joy of power... restored wednesday =) </not part of entry>
David Kelly had no other choice... nature was calling and it was an emergency. Following the logical cue, Kelly used the emergency exit because... well when you gotta go, you gotta go. |
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After receiving five calls in a row asking him if he was satisfied with his phone service, David Kelly decided to seek revenge on the next telemarketer who called him...
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"David tried to slip away unnoticed. Unfortunately, he chose the wrong door..."
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No, mom….. Yes, mom… I know I'm late.
No, mom, I have not been hanging out with my robots. I was studying, *Pause* I’ve been work with my... math study group…. Yeah. I’m serious. We were.... we were working on the mathematical probabilities of scoring in a game. I was the group's "scorekeeper." <YES! I am so smart> Ok, Ok, I’ma came home right now! See, I am exiting the building…… See, I am opening the.... RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! RANG! |
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