Funny things teachers/professors have said

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My physics professor was telling us a story about Russia (she's from Russia). But, if I didn't tell you that this took place in Russia, you could probably guess it. It's very Russian.

She started out by saying, "As you know, bussiness was banned in Russia." There was some nuclear power plant with an excellent safety record. The lake used that was used for cooling water was so clean that you could swim in it. But, it's so cold there, that dispite the fact that the water's been through a nuclear reactor, it was still too cold to actually swim in except during the height of summer.

The other problem with the cold is that you can't grow vegetables. One of the locals got smart and started using the water to warm his green houses. However, this became a business and he was arrested.