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 I will never forget Dean's opening lines: "I want you to know that I am here under protest. I believe that everything you are doing here is repugnant and ethically wrong. And now I am going to tell you why..." And for the next 35 minutes, that is exactly what he did. - dlavery [more] |
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01-11-2005, 18:35
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Re: Funny things teachers/professors have said
My teacher always uses his hand to erase the board instead of the actual eraser so he always says he's giving himself cancer...
Student: You forgot the "r" in "hydrophobic." Teacher [erases board, rewrites it, and still spells it wrong]: GAH! I can't spell. I am senile...must be the cancer. This is from last year in orchestra (well, really from the concert...) Student: I don't have a tie. Teacher: Why not? I told everyone to wear a tie! Student: I know, but someone stole it and flushed it down the toilet. 
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