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 Why is it whenever you tell someone there is a million billion stars in the universe they believe you, but if you tell someone that the bench over yonder has wet paint, or if usfirst.org comes up as the 1st result in Google people have to try it for themselves?
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01-11-2005, 18:35
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Re: Funny things teachers/professors have said
My teacher always uses his hand to erase the board instead of the actual eraser so he always says he's giving himself cancer...
Student: You forgot the "r" in "hydrophobic." Teacher [erases board, rewrites it, and still spells it wrong]: GAH! I can't spell. I am senile...must be the cancer. This is from last year in orchestra (well, really from the concert...) Student: I don't have a tie. Teacher: Why not? I told everyone to wear a tie! Student: I know, but someone stole it and flushed it down the toilet. 
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