Funny things teachers/professors have said

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Today in calculus class:

Student asks the professor to show how a certain problem is done. So, the professor turns his back to the class and begins working on the problem on the board and he gets about half way through and suddenly stops for a moment. And then he says "I can't do this" and a student says "I want my money back"

Also in calculus class today:

Professor: "Hrrm, [name] isn't here today"
[name]'s friend: "She's taking a nap"
Professor: "Did you ask if you could nap with her?"
Student: "She didn't offer."
Professor: "Why didn't you ask?"

And finally in calculus class today:

Professor: "I went to jail once"
Student: "Really, what for?"
Professor: "Well, I was visiting a place of ill repute when the police came and raided it."
Draw your own conclusions...

Anyway, this is one very messed up class.