Funny things teachers/professors have said

[TheShadow]

This is the list I gave to my AP Lit teacher at the end of last year (all from him):

“If it’s a concluding paragraph -- this just in: I know that”

“I love Oprah”

“The first option is required”

“Hey, look at me, I found flashback, I’m smart!”

“I take a day off: I forget your name, sorry.”

“It’s the same, but different.”

“I will give you it…maybe.”

“For the betterment of the good”

“It’s non-negotiable unless you see me”