Funny things teachers/professors have said

[mechanicalbrain]

Originally Posted by sanddrag

"Sorry, I'm deaf in this ear and I can't hear in this one."

Reminds me of "blind in one eye and can't see out the other"

I'm starting a new year as a junior and I'm starting to realize my math teacher is absolutely crazy. First he liberally uses acronyms like AIG (ain't it great), NTF (not that hard), DYJLI (don't you just love it), etc.... On top of that, he makes the weirdest sounds as he does them, I swear he sounds like a loony toon episode. The best part is that he keeps saying "we got the technology so lets use it" (referring to TI calculators) like a mantra and teaches everything by them yet has refused to let us use them on anything that has a grade associated with it (I know some of you will approve of that....). Frankly though, you know you have a good teacher when he starts talking about chipmunks nearly running him down while he is teaching you!